Текст и перевод песни Chakuza feat. Jack Untawega - Wixxa

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Man wichst ned anfoch so a Stamperl hin
Zum Wichsen brauchst a Fantasie
Und a Züweiß und verbitterts Magazin
Nach Seite zwa kommt Seite Zwarasiebzig
Der Rest is scho total verpickt
Do host dann dein Schwaf abgwischt
Wiest sechzehn worst hat di die Mum dawischt
Und sie hat gsagt des is normal mit, wir erzählen dem Papa nix
I was, dass dei Dick was interessantes is
Und du ka Ministrant mehr bist.
Du sitzt die ganze Zeit daham und wichst
Geh mal an die frische Luft
Du hast heut scho g'wichst genug
I moch da in der Zwischenzeit dei Lieblingsspeis Tiramisu
Krieg ka schlechtes Gewissen
Man wird ned bled vom Wichsen
Wir ficken ned wir wichsen
Check und wir san Egoisten
Du hast scho länger ned in d' Legokisten griffen
Seitdem 'st gsehn hast, dass dein Pipperl
Ned nur nehmen kannst zum Pissen
Und du hast scho länger ned zur Playstation griffen,
Wseitdemst begriffen hast, dass Tekken 6 ned besser is als wichsen
Wichser, Wichser, Wichser alle samma
Wichser, Wichser, Wichser alle samma
Wichser, Wichser, Wichser alle samma
Wichser, Wichser, Wichser
Der Müllmann, der Bischof, der Maurer, der Tischler
Alle samma Wichser
Der Saddam, der Lenin, der Stallin, der Papst und der Hitler
Alle warns Wichser
Wichser, Wichser, Wichser alle samma
Wichser, Wichser, Wichser alle samma
Wichser, Wichser, Wichser alle samma
Wichser, Wichser, Wichser
Wann si d' Weiber ned im Freibad auf der Wiese ficken lassen,
Muss i leider meine Peitl auf die Fliesen picken lassen,
Zum Glück hab i durchs Schlüsselloch an Blick erhascht,
Grad wie sie sich die Bichsn woscht
Du lieber Gott sie hat an Bieber ghabt
An riesengroßen Bären
Sie wü sichs Loch ned Scheren
Auf derer Fotzen waren mehr Haar,
Als auf am Kopf von am Pferd
Mei Oma hat mir des Innenfutter von der Hosen vertärkt,
Und noch nie waren meine Bundesheersocken so schwer.
Des was mi am Abend a wenig owagholt ghobt hot
War, dass i mir am Nachmittag an owagholt ghobt hot
Des heißt aber ned, dass i mi davon oholten lassen hab
Und, dass i mas in der Nocht ned obermols gmocht hob
Gepflegt wichsen ghert für mi zur Pflicht,
Wer sagt wichsen is ned guat,
Der hat no nie guat gwichst
Es is so wit, machts euch zum Wichsen bereit
Wichsen for Life,
Echte Wichser wissen Beschei...

Wixxa

Man masturbates when the right moment strikes
To masturbate you need imagination
And a fresh, and bitter magazine
After page two comes page seventy two
The rest is totally filthy
You wiped your cum off there
When you were sixteen, your mom caught you
And she said, it's normal, we won't tell dad
I thought your dick was something interesting
And you're no longer an altar boy.
You sit at home and masturbate all the time
Go get some fresh air
You've masturbated enough for today
In the meantime, I'll make you your favorite dish
Don't feel bad
You won't go blind from masturbating
We don't fuck, we masturbate
Check it out, we are egoists
You haven't touched your Lego box in quite some time
Since you discovered that you can use your pecker
Not only to take a piss
And you haven't touched your Playstation in some time,
Since you realized that Tekken 6 isn't better than masturbating
Fap, Fap, Wankers we all are
Fap, Fap, Wankers we all are
Fap, Fap, Wankers we all are
Fap, Fap, Wankers
The garbage man, the bishop, the bricklayer, the carpenter
We all are wankers
Saddam, Lenin, Stalin, the Pope and Hitler
They all were wankers
Fap, Fap, Wankers we all are
Fap, Fap, Wankers we all are
Fap, Fap, Wankers we all are
Fap, Fap, Wankers
If the women won't let me fuck them on the meadow in the open-air pool,
I'll have to rub my wiener on the tiles in the pool,
Luckily, I got a glimpse through the keyhole,
Just as she was washing her pussy
Oh my God, she had a beaver
A giant pussy
She didn't want to shave her pussy
There was more hair on her cunt,
Than on the head of a horse
My grandma reinforced the lining of my pants,
And never were my army socks so heavy.
What bothered me a little in the evening
Was the fact I had jerked off in the afternoon
But that doesn't mean that I let it get to me
And that I didn't give myself another handjob at night
Fucking habitually is a must for me,
And whoever says wanking is not good
Has never jerked off properly
It's time, get ready to masturbate
Masturbate for life,
True wankers know what's up...