Текст и перевод песни Chakuza - Wixxa

Wixxa

Ma wixxt ned einfach so ah Stampal hi, zum wixxen brauchst ah Fantasie
Und a Zü weil sonst vabickt das Magazin
Noch Seite 2 kummt Seite 72 da Rest is schau total verbickt
Do host schau 60 moi dein Schwaf ogwischt
Wiest 13 woast hod die dei Mum dawischt

Und sie hod gsogt, egal vagiss, des is normal, wir zwa verzöhn in Papa nix
I was das dei Dick jetzt wos interessantes is und du ka Ministrant mehr bist
Nur du liegst die gaunze Zeit daham und wixxt
Geh moi an die frische Luft
Du host heid schau gwixxt genug
I moch da in da Zwischenzeit dei Lieblingsspeis - Tiramisu
Griag ka schlechtes Gwissn, mah wird ned bled vom wixxen
Wir ficken ned wir wixxen, Jack und i san Egoisten
Du host schau länger ned in d'Legokisten griffn
Seit dasd gseng host dasd dei Pippal ned nur nehma kaust zum pissen
Und du host schau länger ned zur Playstation griffen
Weist begriffen host das Tekken 6 ned besser is ois wixxen

Wixxa, Wixxa, Wixxa olle sama Wixxa, Wixxa Wixxa
Olle sama Wixxa, Wixxa, Wixxa olle sama Wixxa, Wixxa, Wixxa
Da Zauhnoarzt, da Mümau, da Bischof, da Maurer, da Tischler
Olle sama Wixxa
Da Sadam, da Lenin, da Stalin, da Popst und da Hitler
Olle woans Wixxa
Wixxa, Wixxa, Wixxa olle sama Wixxa, Wixxa Wixxa
Olle sama Wixxa, Wixxa, Wixxa olle sama Wixxa, Wixxa, Wixxa

Waun sie d'Weiba ned im Freibod auf da Wiesen ficken lossn
Muas i leider meine Beidlhoa auf de Fliesen bickn lossn
Zum Glick hob i duachs Schlisslloch an blick erhoscht
Grod wie sie sie de Bixxn woscht
Du lieber Gott sie hod an Bieber ghobt
An riesengroßen Bären, sie wü sies Loch ned scherrn
Auf dera Fotzn woan mehr Hoar wie auf an Kopf vo am Pferd
Mei Oma hod mah's Innenfutter von da Hosen verstärkt
Und nu nie woan meine Bundesherrsocken so schwer
Des wos mi am Obend a weng obaghoit ghobt hod
Woar das i mah am Nochmittog an oba ghoit ghobt hob
Des hast oba ned, dass i mi dafau ohoidn lossn hob
Und das i mahs in da Nocht ned obamois gmocht hob
Gepflegt wixxen gheart für mi zur Pflicht
Wer sogt das wixxen ned guad is der hod nu nie guad gwixxt
Es is soweit, mochts eich zum wixxen bereit
Wixxen 4 Life, echte Wixxer wissen bescheid

Wixxa, Wixxa, Wixxa olle sama Wixxa, Wixxa Wixxa
Olle sama Wixxa, Wixxa, Wixxa olle sama Wixxa, Wixxa, Wixxa
Da Zauhnoarzt, da Mümau, da Bischof, da Maurer, da Tischler
Olle sama Wixxa
Da Sadam, da Lenin, da Stalin, da Popst und da Hitler
Olle woans Wixxa

Wixxa, Wixxa, Wixxa olle sama Wixxa, Wixxa Wixxa
Olle sama Wixxa, Wixxa, Wixxa olle sama Wixxa, Wixxa, Wixxa
Da Zauhnoarzt, da Mümau, da Bischof, da Maurer, da Tischler
Olle sama Wixxa
Da Sadam, da Lenin, da Stalin, da Popst und da Hitler
Olle woans Wixxa

Wanker

Man, wanking ain't just slapping your salami, it takes imagination
And some time, otherwise the magazine gets messed up
Page 2 is followed by page 72, the rest is totally screwed up
You've already wiped your dick 60 times
Like when you were 13, your mom had to wipe you

And she said, "Forget it, it's normal, we won't tell your dad"
I know your dick is something interesting now and you're no longer an altar boy
But you just lie around at home all day and wank
Get some fresh air
You've wanked enough today
I'll make you your favorite dish in the meantime - Tiramisu
Don't feel guilty, you don't get stupid from wanking
We don't fuck, we wank, Jack and I are egoists
You haven't touched your Lego box in a while
Since you realized you can use your peepee for more than just peeing
And you haven't touched your Playstation in a while
Because you realized Tekken 6 isn't better than wanking

Wankers, wankers, wankers, all the same wankers, wankers, wankers
All the same wankers, wankers, wankers, all the same wankers, wankers, wankers
The dentist, the garbage man, the bishop, the bricklayer, the carpenter
All the same wankers
Saddam, Lenin, Stalin, the Pope and Hitler
They were all wankers
Wankers, wankers, wankers, all the same wankers, wankers, wankers
All the same wankers, wankers, wankers, all the same wankers, wankers, wankers

If they don't let the women fuck in the outdoor pool on the lawn
I unfortunately have to let my balls see the tiles
Luckily I got a glimpse through the keyhole
Just as she was washing her pussy
Oh my God, she had a beaver
A huge bear, she doesn't shave her hole
There was more hair on that cunt than on a horse's head
My grandma reinforced the lining of my pants
And never before were my socks so heavy
What held me back a little in the evening
Was that I had held back a little in the afternoon
But you didn't let that stop me
And that I didn't do it again at night
Wanking properly is a duty for me
Whoever says wanking isn't good has never wanked well
It's that far, get ready to wank
Wanking 4 Life, real wankers know what's up

Wankers, wankers, wankers, all the same wankers, wankers, wankers
All the same wankers, wankers, wankers, all the same wankers, wankers, wankers
The dentist, the garbage man, the bishop, the bricklayer, the carpenter
All the same wankers
Saddam, Lenin, Stalin, the Pope and Hitler
They were all wankers

Wankers, wankers, wankers, all the same wankers, wankers, wankers
All the same wankers, wankers, wankers, all the same wankers, wankers, wankers
The dentist, the garbage man, the bishop, the bricklayer, the carpenter
All the same wankers
Saddam, Lenin, Stalin, the Pope and Hitler
They were all wankers