Текст и перевод песни Chukky feat. Soriano - Jerga

Jerga

Miles de formas de hablar,
Le pegamos la patada al diccionario, hacemos uso popular,
No es hablar mal,
"Illo" y "acho" son sinónimos, la Real Academia ya lo debe decretar.
Nos comemos el final de la palabra, no dejamos na',
Si te quieres enterar pégate pa' acá,
Esto sí es real, esto se habla en la calle,
El acento a tu dialecto es lo que le da la sal.

Por eso mata al rey y vente para Murcia,
Aquí damos cobijo a los héroes, no denuncia,
Paraíso de los delincuentes y las furcias,
Con paparajotes como no has probado nunca, zagal...

Una peonza es una zompa, tron,
Y si la peonza es mu' gorda pos' es un trompón,
Yellas llevaban tutú y ellos usaban yoyó,
Todos jugando a la rayuela y comiendo limón.

Lo que tú llamas saltamontes es un charate,
Yo digo hincharse a porrazos y tú karate,
No llevo tenis ni bambas, no, yo llevo bambos,
Los tuyos tienen calle pero los míos tienen campo.

Aquí no existe ni la popa ni la proa,
Hay dos direcciones, solamente son "pa' acá" y " pa' allá",
Bicicleta es una marinera sin anchoa,
Y a eso que tú llamas alcaparras son las tápenas.

Y es que el más cerdo de los cerdos es murciano,
Por eso aquí el animalico se llama marrano,
No digo alcachofa yo digo alcancil,
Y calendario suele ser un almanaque por aquí.

Tenemos hasta una frase que la dije sin querer,
Que no tiene consonantes y es: "oe oio eee" (os he oído eh)
Nos comemos los finales, hasta para hablar de "usté"
Y no decimos "¿me lo puedes repetir?", decimos "¿eh?"

Miles de formas de hablar,
Le pegamos la patada al diccionario, hacemos uso popular,
No es hablar mal,
"Illo" y "acho" son sinónimos, la Real Academia ya lo debe decretar.
Nos comemos el final de la palabra, no dejamos na',
Si te quieres enterar pégate pa' acá,
Esto sí es real, esto se habla en la calle,
El acento a tu dialecto es lo que le da la sal.

No digo men, yo digo churra,
No digo brother, si no hermano,
No digo hood digo capucha, ¿estamos?

No me he criao en el Bronx, en Queen, o en Brooklyn
No se mu' bien que es el Puddin,
¡ni tu tampoco lo sabes hermano!

Yo no cago en el water, yo cago en el retrete,
Manteca colorá, no crema de cacahuete,
Yo llevo un niqui, un chaleco, no un sweter,
Llevo botines no bambas, no exageramos, lo he dicho mil veces.

Pa ti está guay, pa mi está flama
Aquí no estafan, aquí te tangan,
Te mangan las gafas de sol de guaperas,
No estamos siempre de siesta en la cama,
Estamos cantando flamenco y vestimos siempre chaqueta torera.

No hay balcones hay terrazas,
Tampoco hay playa, bueno,
Hay un río con guiris viendo la puesta,
Y si me aceptas un consejo como amigo
No respondas "¿dónde vas?" en Sevilla o te llevas esta.

Miles de formas de hablar,
Le pegamos la patada al diccionario, hacemos uso popular,
No es hablar mal,
"Illo" y "acho" son sinónimos, la Real Academia ya lo debe decretar.
Nos comemos el final de la palabra, no dejamos na',
Si te quieres enterar pégate pa' acá,
Esto sí es real, esto se habla en la calle,
El acento a tu dialecto es lo que le da la sal.

Slang

Thousands of ways to speak,
We kick the dictionary, we use popular slang,
It's not bad speaking,
"Illo" and "acho" are synonyms, the Royal Academy should decree it already.
We eat the end of the word, we leave nothing,
If you want to understand, come closer,
This is real, this is spoken on the streets,
The accent is what gives your dialect its flavor.

So kill the king and come to Murcia,
Here we shelter heroes, no snitching,
Paradise for delinquents and harlots,
With paparajotes like you've never tasted before, lad...

A spinning top is a zompa, dude,
And if the spinning top is really big, it's a trompón,
They wore tutus and they used yoyos,
Everyone playing hopscotch and eating lemon.

What you call a grasshopper is a charate,
I say beat each other up and you say karate,
I don't wear tennis shoes or sneakers, no, I wear bambos,
Yours have street but mine have field.

Here there is neither stern nor bow,
There are two directions, only "this way" and "that way",
A bicycle is a marinera without anchovy,
And what you call capers are tápenas.

And the fact is that the most pig of the pigs is Murcian,
That's why here the animal is called marrano,
I don't say artichoke I say alcancil,
And calendar is usually an almanac around here.

We even have a phrase that I said unintentionally,
That has no consonants and it's: "oe oio eee" (I heard you eh)
We eat the endings, even to talk about "you"
And we don't say "can you repeat that?", we say "eh?"

Thousands of ways to speak,
We kick the dictionary, we use popular slang,
It's not bad speaking,
"Illo" and "acho" are synonyms, the Royal Academy should decree it already.
We eat the end of the word, we leave nothing,
If you want to understand, come closer,
This is real, this is spoken on the streets,
The accent is what gives your dialect its flavor.

I don't say dude, I say churra,
I don't say brother, I say hermano,
I don't say hood I say capucha, are we clear?

I wasn't raised in the Bronx, Queen, or Brooklyn
I don't know what Puddin is,
neither do you bro!

I don't poop in the water, I poop in the toilet,
Manteca colorá, not peanut butter,
I wear a niqui, a vest, not a sweater,
I wear boots not sneakers, let's not exaggerate, I've said it a thousand times.

For you it's cool, for me it's fire
Here they don't scam, here they tanga,
They steal your cool sunglasses,
We're not always napping in bed,
We're singing flamenco and always wear a bullfighter jacket.

There are no balconies, there are terraces,
There is no beach either, well,
There is a river with tourists watching the sunset,
And if you take my advice as a friend
Don't answer "where are you going?" in Seville or you'll get this.

Thousands of ways to speak,
We kick the dictionary, we use popular slang,
It's not bad speaking,
"Illo" and "acho" are synonyms, the Royal Academy should decree it already.
We eat the end of the word, we leave nothing,
If you want to understand, come closer,
This is real, this is spoken on the streets,
The accent is what gives your dialect its flavor.