Текст песни Jacking off on Google Earth - Corrupt8boss feat. Vexonus

In the privacy of my own home
I touched my weiner oh no no
At that time I didn't know
The google earth car saw me through the window
Now all everybody has seen is
Google earth me touching my penis
Now my legacys been cemented
All this could have been prevented

I got caught
Jacking off on google earth
On my monitor
Was a picture of the smurfs
I swear that isn't what I was watching
That isn't what I was jacking off to
It's not what it looks like okay
It may be smurfs but at least it's not gay

I emailed google to take it down
So the google earth car came back to town
But what are the odds that it happened again
This time my screen showed two naked men
If you went on google earth, all you would see
Is me bending over with a dildo in my bussy
I swear I didn't mean to put that up my ass
I though he was a woman so do I get a pass

I emailed google to take it down
So the google earth car came back to town
But what are the odds that it happened again
This time my screen showed two naked men
I swear to God I don't like naked men
That would be gay and that's not me

I got caught
Jacking off on google earth
On my monitor
Was a picture of the smurfs
I swear that isn't what I was watching
That isn't what I was jacking off to
It's not what it looks like okay
It may be smurfs but at least it's not gay

At least it's not gay