Текст и перевод песни Cuca - Ay Juanito

Ay Juanito

¡Ay Juanito! siempre tan caliente,
Adelantándote al presente.
¡Ay Juanito! ¿cuándo entenderás?
¡Ay Juanito! resuelve tu problema,
Es tu estigma esto es tu emblema.
¡Ay Juanito! nunca cambiarás.
Que cuando llega tu momento,
La sacas apuntas y se acabó.
Que cuando apenas llegas dentro,
Tú te aceleras y se acabó.
¡Ay Juanito! no te dura dura.
Tú tienes eyaculación prematura.
¡Ay Juanito! no te dura dura jamás.
Uno, dos, tres, se acabó la aventura.
Uno, dos, tres, se cayó la armadura.
Uno, dos, tres, no te dura dura jamás.
¡Ay Juanito! búscate un loquero,
Una bruja un curandero,
¡Ay Juanito! ¿cuándo aprenderás?
¡Ay Juanito! hay que conocerla.
Terminar al satisfacerla,
Hay que chambearle, lo tienes que disfrutar.
Que cuando llega tu momento,
La sacas apuntas y se acabó.
Que cuando apenas llegas dentro,
Tú te aceleras y se acabó.
¡Ay Juanito! no te dura dura.
Tú tienes eyaculación prematura.
¡Ay Juanito! no te dura dura jamás.
Uno, dos, tres, se acabó la aventura.
Uno, dos, tres, se cayó la armadura.
Uno, dos, tres, no te dura dura jamás.
Y mientras mas quieres que te dure dura.
Mientras mas quieres que te dure dura.
Mientras mas quieres que te dure dura,
Menos te dura.
¡Ay Juanito! no te dura dura.
Tú tienes eyaculación prematura.
¡Ay Juanito! no te dura dura jamás.
Uno, dos, tres, se acabó la aventura.
Uno, dos, tres, se cayó la armadura.
Uno, dos, tres, no te dura dura jamás.
¡Ay Juanito! no te dura dura.
Tú tienes eyaculación prematura.
¡Ay Juanito! no te dura dura jamás.
¡Ay Juanito! no te dura dura.
¡Ay Juanito! no te dura dura.
¡Ay Juanito! no te dura dura.
¡Ay Juanito! no te dura dura.

Oh, Johnny

Oh, Johnny! Always so impulsive,
Racing ahead without a plan.
Oh, Johnny! When will you learn?
Oh, Johnny! Solve your problem,
It's your stigma, your defining trait.
Oh, Johnny! You'll never change.
For when the moment arrives,
You strike, you shoot, and it's over.
For when you finally penetrate,
You speed up and it's over.
Oh, Johnny! It doesn't last for you.
You suffer from premature ejaculation.
Oh, Johnny! It never lasts for you.
One, two, three, and the adventure is done.
One, two, three, and the armor falls.
One, two, three, and it never lasts for you.
Oh, Johnny! Seek a psychiatrist,
A witch, a healer,
Oh, Johnny! When will you learn?
Oh, Johnny! You must understand her,
Finish by satisfying her,
Work for it, enjoy it.
For when the moment arrives,
You strike, you shoot, and it's over.
For when you finally penetrate,
You speed up and it's over.
Oh, Johnny! It doesn't last for you.
You suffer from premature ejaculation.
Oh, Johnny! It never lasts for you.
One, two, three, and the adventure is done.
One, two, three, and the armor falls.
One, two, three, and it never lasts for you.
And the more you want it to last,
The more you want it to last,
The more you want it to last,
The less it lasts.
Oh, Johnny! It doesn't last for you.
You suffer from premature ejaculation.
Oh, Johnny! It never lasts for you.
One, two, three, and the adventure is done.
One, two, three, and the armor falls.
One, two, three, and it never lasts for you.
Oh, Johnny! It doesn't last for you.
You suffer from premature ejaculation.
Oh, Johnny! It never lasts for you.
Oh, Johnny! It doesn't last for you.
Oh, Johnny! It doesn't last for you.
Oh, Johnny! It doesn't last for you.
Oh, Johnny! It doesn't last for you.