Текст и перевод песни Cuca - Tan Pedo

Tan Pedo

Pues era la tercera vez que la invitaba al bar
La primera y la segunda, me mandó a volar
La tercera es la vencida, donde y a que hora?
Y dijo "se puntual" con una mirada amenazadora!
El plan era perfecto, la voy a emborrachar
Cuando esté ahogada, me la voy a tirar
Al salir del bar me dijo "llevame a un motel" y ya encima de ella no lo pude creer!
Estaba yo tan pedo
Que no lo pude hacer
'Taba yo tan pedo
Que no pude co-jer!
Lo itente una y otra vez, nomas no iba a poder
Le dije "estoy muy mal, perdoname mujer"
Me dijo "ira pendejo, ponte prioridades" y mientras se vestia me dijo todas mis verdades!
Estaba yo tan pedo
Que no lo pude hacer
'Taba yo tan pedo
Que no pude co-jer!
(Instrumental)
Pues si amigo mio, escucha mi canción
Si eres muy caliente y te sientes muy cabron
No te me apendejes, termina la tarea o serás la burla de tu bella Dulcinea
Estaba yo tan pedo
Que no lo pude hacer
Tan, Tan, Tan pedo
No lo pude creer
'Taba yo tan pedo
Estaba yo tan pedo
'Taba yo tan pedo
Que no pude co-jer!
Fin

So Drunk

Well it was the third time I asked her to the bar
The first and second time, she told me to bugger off
Third time's the charm, where and what time?
And she said "be on time" with a threatening look!
The plan was perfect, I'm going to get her drunk
When she's wasted, I'll take her to bed
When we left the bar she said "take me to a motel" and when I was on top of her I couldn't believe it!
I was so drunk
I couldn't f*ck
I was so drunk
I couldn't get it up!
I tried once and again, I couldn't do it
I said "I'm really bad, forgive me woman"
She said "come on idiot, get your priorities straight" and while she was getting dressed she told me all my home truths!
I was so drunk
I couldn't do it
I was so drunk
I couldn't f*ck!
(Instrumental)
Well my friend, listen to my song
If you're really horny and you feel like a big shot
Don't be a little sissy, finish the job or you'll be the laughing stock of your beautiful Dulcinea
I was so drunk
I couldn't do it
So, so, so drunk
I couldn't believe it
I was so drunk
I was so drunk
I was so drunk
I couldn't f*ck!
End