Текст и перевод песни DJ Mayonnaise - Untitled

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O! ano to?! meron tayong extra na silya dito,
Siguro may makiki-join sa tin, nye!
Dapat nagmagic kayo e
Nandyan sya bigla, kanina wala yan a
Meron tayong tatawagin na guest
Mula po sa bandang kamikazee
Napakatinding banda
Dadating na, lalo si jay
And another jay
(Wooohoooo)
Toast muna bago ang lahat
(Wooohoooo...)
Sige gab

Hoy mga pare ko, anong nangyari dito
Bakit biglang namutla ang mukha ko?
Nanginginig, tumindig ang balahibo
Gusto kong sumigaw, gusto kong tumakbo palayo!

Hoy! meron akong nakita
Isang babae na nagpapakita sa kusina t'wing gabi
Nye! white lady ang dating
Okatokat, nakakapraning!
Ako'y kinabahan, dahan dahang nilapitan
Mula sa likod bigla ko syang sinunggaban
Ako'y napahiya nung nakilala ko kung sino
Si nanay lang naman pala, akala ko multo!

Tatay kong masungit
Okatokat!
Kaning mainit
Okatokat!
Syota kong ma-gimik
Okatokat!
Punung puno ng sabit!

Magisa sa kwarto, ano ba naman ito
Sa gitna ng dilim, kabado nanaman ako
Sa king paligid, merong nakatitig
Okatokat, ako ay nanginginig
So, ako'y tumahimik at ako'y kinabahan
Bumaba mula sa kama ko, dahan dahan
Sabay takbo sa ilaw at bigla kong binuksan
Salamin lang pala, buti na lang!

Tatay kong masungit
Okatokat!
Asong makulet
Okatokat!
Teacher kong nakakabwiset
Okatokat!
Na ubod pa ng panget!

Kung gusto mong lumigaya ang iyong buhay
Humanap ka ng panget at ibigin mong tunay
Isang panget na talagang di mo matanggap
At huwag ang lalakeng iyong pangarap
Ngunit kung bakit ko sinabi to ay simple lang
Pagkat magagandang lalake'y naglalaro lang
Ng 'yong oras, bago, di lang at salapi
Ngunit handang handang iwan ka naman sandali
Na ikaw ay wala ng ibigay di ba?
Kaya pangit na lalake ang hanapin mo day
Kung hinde, sige ka, puso mo'y mabibiyak
Mawalay man ang panget ay hindi ka iiyak, di ba?

Humanap ka ng panget
Wag na uy!, wag na wag na uy!
Humanap ka ng panget
Wag na uy!, wag na wag na uy!
Humanap ka ng panget
Wag na uy!, wag na wag na uy!

Sasabihin ko sa inyo kung anong nangyari
Nun

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Oh! What's this?! We have an extra chair here,
Guess someone's gonna join us, yeah!
You guys should have done some magic
They suddenly appear, they weren't there earlier, right?
We have a guest to call
From the band Kamikazee
Such an awesome band
They're coming, especially Jay
And another Jay
(Wooohoooo)
Let's have a toast first
(Wooohoooo...)
Go ahead, Gab

Hey my dudes, what happened here
Why did my face suddenly turn pale?
I'm trembling, my hair is standing on end
I want to scream, I want to run away!

Hey! I saw something
A woman who appears in the kitchen every night
Yeah! giving off white lady vibes
Spooky, it's freaking me out!
I got nervous, slowly approached
From behind, I suddenly grabbed her
I was embarrassed when I recognized who it was
It was just my mom, I thought it was a ghost!

My grumpy dad
Spooky!
Hot rice
Spooky!
My party-loving girlfriend
Spooky!
Full of baggage!

Alone in the room, what is this
In the middle of the darkness, I'm getting nervous again
Around me, someone is staring
Spooky, I'm trembling
So, I fell silent and I got scared
Got down from my bed, slowly
Then ran to the light and suddenly turned it on
It was just a mirror, thank goodness!

My grumpy dad
Spooky!
Playful dog
Spooky!
My annoying teacher
Spooky!
Who's also super ugly!

If you want to make your life happy
Find an ugly person and truly love them
An ugly person that you really can't accept
And not the man of your dreams
But why I said this is simple
Because handsome men only play games
With your time, new things, not just money
But they're ready to leave you in a moment
When you have nothing left to give, right?
So find an ugly man, girl
If not, watch out, your heart will break
Even if the ugly one goes away, you won't cry, right?

Find an ugly person
No way!, no no way!
Find an ugly person
No way!, no no way!
Find an ugly person
No way!, no no way!

I'll tell you what happened
When