Текст и перевод песни DMS feat. Horkýže Slíže - RAMPA

RAMPA

Chytím mikrofon a odjebem strop
200, 500 všetko platia
Lovia lubne hladní bratia
No dneska nemajú šťastia
Jebať na to, skúsme zajtra
Idem domov maj sa zatiaľ
Aj tak mám fakt plné vajcá
Pred podnikom pekná čajka
Výstrih vraví, že je ľahšia
Do hlavy jej dal chrobáka
Vypisuje von ju láka
Chce v nej namočiť čuráka
Varí ju jak šéfkuchár
Pozýva ju na panáka
Ožrala sa, len huláka
Dobre jej dal do zobáka
Zaspala on nešukal
Špina strapatá ta ta ta ta ta
Celá výplata ta ta ta ta ta
V hajzli spláchnutá ta ta ta ta ta
A ty tu spíš skapatá ta ta ta ta ta
Natlačil ju mentolom
Vyložil ju pred domom
Ísť domov bolo priskoro
Tak jej pojebal mater
Niekto fajčí, niekto pije
Niekto špatný, plešatý je
Niekto si to tu užije
Niekto patrí k mŕtvolám
A o niekom iba svedčí
Že mu nenarástol väčší
O nás kopa jeblých rečí
Rampampampampamparau
S nepochopením sa stretli
Multipla a nové Bentley
Lacná fajka z parkoviska
Tancuješ jak kredit píska
Chcel by si do nevestinca
Ale s cenou nemestíš sa
Poskytnem ti zdarma info
Najvác stojí pekná nymfo
Mmm Night club Vincov les
Víno čo píše jak mokrý pes
Jak ožratý drevený sex
S tvojou sestrou, des
Jak spotený dych tvojej ex
Po ôsmich pivách
Je to jak trest
Po dvoch chleboch s masťou a treskou A cez to
Chceš ísť von
No nemáš s kým
Dopletený jak Mr Bean
My ideme tvrdo jak Charlie Sheen
Ty si závislý na nenávisti
Mam alergiu na tie trápne rýmy
Visinmi zapíjam Claritiny
Nádych, počkaj, zostaň, cítiš?
Nádych, vodka, brzda, výdych
Horí ti MAŠTAL, kdekoľvek hráme
JA CHAČU TEBJA, zožer mi párek
LOGICKÁ HÁDANKA, aký sme žáner
Sme LÍSTOK NA MARS, MY FUCKING BROTHER
Máme VPIČI NA LEHÁTKU schválne
KEĎ BUDEŠ NA COMPE, tak vytrhni kábel
Sme BANDA TUPÝCH HLÁV a furt máme
SILNÝ REFRÉN jak Redbull v káve
Špina strapatá ta ta ta ta ta
Celá výplata ta ta ta ta ta
V hajzli spláchnutá ta ta ta ta ta
A ty tu spíš skapatá ta ta ta ta ta
Niekto fajčí, niekto pije
Niekto špatný, plešatý je
Niekto si to tu užije
Niekto patrí k mŕtvolám
A o niekom iba svedčí
Že mu nenarástol väčší
O nás kopa jeblých rečí
Rampampampampamparau
Postup krajne netradičný
Všetko vyšlo na chlp pičný
Dal si na bench 200 kilo
Skoro ťa to prizabilo
Jebol som to na stojan
A tak sa pýtam som to ja?
Keď skončím potom zavolám
Aj živým, aj mŕtvolám
Pradedo si našiel ajfón v truhle
Odvtedy má ruku v pravom uhle
A posiela svojej vnučke
Kokotiny srandovnučké
Nasadila nad ním štyri tuje
On jej zato úsmev opätuje
Slzy sa mu z toho valia
To som nepotreboval ja
Niekto má na všetko liek
Niekto kartón kameliek
Niekto si tu dobre žije
Niekto na svete je sám
A o niekom iba svedčí
Že mu nenarástol väčší
O nás kopa jeblých rečí
Rampampampampamparau

RAMP

I grab the mic and blow the roof off
200, 500, they all pay
Hungry brothers huntin' babes
But tonight they're out of luck
Fuck it, we'll try tomorrow
I'm heading home, see ya later
My balls are full anyway, man
Cute chick outside the club
Her cleavage says she's easy
Put a bug in her head, yeah
Texting her, she's tempted
Wanna dip my dick in her, damn
He's cooking her like a chef
Invites her for a drink, you see
She got wasted, just yelling
He nailed her good, oh yeah
She fell asleep, he didn't fuck
Dirty mess, ta ta ta ta ta
Whole paycheck gone, ta ta ta ta ta
Flushed down the toilet, ta ta ta ta ta
And you're asleep here, wasted, ta ta ta ta ta
Stuffed her with menthol
Dropped her off at her house
Going home was too early
So he fucked her mom, damn
Someone smokes, someone drinks
Someone's bad, someone's bald
Someone's having a good time
Someone belongs to the dead
And someone only proves
That his didn't grow bigger
Lots of bullshit talk about us
Rampampampampamparau
The Multipla and the new Bentley
Met with misunderstanding
Cheap cigarette from the parking lot
You're dancing like the credit's whistling
You'd like to go to a brothel
But the price doesn't fit
I'll give you some info for free
The most expensive is a pretty nympho
Mmm Night club Vincov les
Wine that writes like a wet dog
Like drunken wooden sex
With your sister, damn
Like your ex's sweaty breath
After eight beers
It's like a punishment
After two loaves of bread with lard and cod And through that
You wanna go out
But you have no one to go with
Confused like Mr Bean
We're going hard like Charlie Sheen
You're addicted to hate
I'm allergic to those corny rhymes
I wash down Claritins with Visine
Breathe in, wait, stay, feel it?
Inhale, vodka, brake, exhale
Your STABLE is burning wherever we play
JA CHAČU TEBJA, eat my sausage
LOGICAL RIDDLE, what genre are we
We are TICKET TO MARS, MY FUCKING BROTHER
We have VPIČI NA LEHÁTKU on purpose
KEĎ BUDEŠ NA COMPE, pull the cable out
We are a GANG OF DUMB HEADS and we still have
STRONG CHORUS like Redbull in coffee
Dirty mess, ta ta ta ta ta
Whole paycheck gone, ta ta ta ta ta
Flushed down the toilet, ta ta ta ta ta
And you're asleep here, wasted, ta ta ta ta ta
Someone smokes, someone drinks
Someone's bad, someone's bald
Someone's having a good time
Someone belongs to the dead
And someone only proves
That his didn't grow bigger
Lots of bullshit talk about us
Rampampampampamparau
Extremely unconventional progress
Everything went smoothly
You put 200 kilos on the bench
It almost killed you
I fucked it on the stand
And so I ask, is it me?
When I'm done, I'll call
Both the living and the dead
Great-grandfather found an iPhone in the coffin
Since then he has his hand at a right angle
And sends his granddaughter
Funny little bullshit
She planted four arborvitae over him
He smiles back at her for that
Tears are rolling down his face because of it
I didn't need that
Someone has a cure for everything
Someone has a box of pebbles
Someone is living well here
Someone in the world is alone
And someone only proves
That his didn't grow bigger
Lots of bullshit talk about us
Rampampampampamparau