Текст и перевод песни Dagmar Patrasová, Bambini Di Praga & Taneční orchestr Čs. rozhlasu - Statistika

Statistika

Je statisticky dokázáno,
že slunce vyjde každé ráno,
A i když je tma jako v ranci,
Noc nemá celkem žádnou šanci.

Statistika nuda je,
Má však cenné údaje,
Neklesejme na mysli,
Ona nám to vyčíslí.

Statistika nuda je,
Má však cenné údaje,
Neklesejte na mysli,
Ona nám to vyčíslí.

Když draci z nosu síru pouští
A Honza na něj číhá v houští,
Pak statistika předpovídá,
že nestvůra už neposnídá.
Statistika nuda je,
Má však cenné údaje,
Neklesejme na mysli,
Ona nám to vyčíslí.

Statistika nuda je,
Má však cenné údaje,
Neklesejte na mysli,
Ona nám to vyčíslí.

Tak vyřiďte to ctěné sani,
že záleží to čistě na ní,
Když nepustí ji choutky dračí,
Pak bude o hlavičky kratší.

Statistika nuda je,
Má však cenné údaje,
Neklesejme na mysli,
Ona nám to vyčíslí.

Statistika nuda je,
Má však cenné údaje,
Neklesejte na mysli,
Ona nám to vyčíslí.

Statistics

It's statistically proven,
that the sun rises every morning,
And even when it's dark as a dungeon,
The night has absolutely no chance.

Statistics are boring,
But they have valuable information,
Don't be discouraged,
They will calculate it for us.

Statistics are boring,
But they have valuable information,
Don't lose heart,
They will calculate it for us.

When dragons breathe fire from their noses
And Honza lies in wait for him in the thicket,
Then statistics predict,
that the monster will no longer have breakfast.
Statistics are boring,
But they have valuable information,
Don't be discouraged,
They will calculate it for us.

Statistics are boring,
But they have valuable information,
Don't lose heart,
They will calculate it for us.

So tell that honorable sleigh,
that it depends solely on her,
If she doesn't let go of her dragonish cravings,
Then she'll be a head shorter.

Statistics are boring,
But they have valuable information,
Don't be discouraged,
They will calculate it for us.

Statistics are boring,
But they have valuable information,
Don't lose heart,
They will calculate it for us.