Текст и перевод песни DeadballP - 秘密の七つ道具

秘密の七つ道具

Himitsu no nanatsu dougu himitsu no nanatsu dougu
Himitsu no nanatsu dougu sugoi no yo?
Himitsu no nanatsu dougu himitsu no nanatsu dougu
Himitsu no nanatsu dougu mite mitai?

Himitsu no nanatsu dougu hitotsume wa RANJERII
Otona no iroke de nousatsu yo?
Himitsu no nanatsu dougu kodomo wa neru jikan
Minna ni wa NAISHO da yo?

Futatsume wa kogata eisei CHIRI mo nigasanu chougashitsu
Munamoto o ZUUMU APPU eikyuu hozon

Mittsume wa toushi MEGANE kabe mo mitoosu sono chikara
HOTERU-gai de tsukau nante hanaji ga dechau

Aa konna HAI-TEKU kiki o kushi shite bikou shite'ru kara
Konna ni atsui shisen mukete ite mo KIMI wa kizukanai
Himitsu no nanatsu dougu itsumo mite'ru kara
Donna ni nigete mo muda da kara Ahh!
Himitsu no nanatsu dougu doko ni kakurete mo
Watashi no mae de wa maruhadaka Wow!

Himitsu no nanatsu dougu yottsume wa TISSHU PEEPAA
Hana ni tsumet'okeba anshin yo Ohh!
Himitsu no nanatsu dougu shin'ya no BEDDO de
Hitori-asobi ni hagemu KIMI Wahh!
Sonna kawaii kao suru no ne

Itsutsume wa mahou no kagi donna toko de mo haireru wa
Sentou mo kouishitsu mo omoi no mama yo

Muttsume wa goen-dama sayuu ni yurashi nemuraseru
Muteikou no aite dake wa tsuyoki ni nareru

Aa KIMI ga sunao ni unazuite'reba raku ni sunda no ni
Shoujo no you na otona no iroke wa chotto hayakatta ka na?

Himitsu no nanatsu dougu nigeba wa nai no yo
Kannen shinasai muda da kara Ahh!
Himitsu no nanatsu dougu saigo wa CHOKOREETO
MURAMURA shichau yo biyaku-iri Wow!

Himitsu no nanatsu dougu saigo no shudan yo
Kizuita toki ni wa teokure yo Ohh!
Himitsu no nanatsu dougu mezameta toki ni wa
Watashi no toriko yo hazukashii Wahh!
MISSHON KONPURIITO Oh Yeah!

Seven Secret Gadgets

Seven secret gadgets, seven secret gadgets
Seven secret gadgets, are they great?
Seven secret gadgets, seven secret gadgets
Seven secret gadgets, want to see them?

The first of the seven secret gadgets is LINGERIE
With an allure that drives adults wild?
The seven secret gadgets are for children at bedtime
Keep it a SECRET from everyone else?

The second is a miniature satellite, DUST can't escape its superior cleaning power
Instantly storing evidence using the ZOOM APP

The third is detective GLASSES that can see through walls
Using them on HOTEL street will make your nose bleed

Ah, these HIGH-TECH gadgets are tempting, so you spy
Even though I'm facing such a hot battle, YOU don't notice
The seven secret gadgets always watch
No matter how much you run, it's useless, Ahh!
Seven secret gadgets, no matter where you hide
You're exposed in front of me, Wow!

The seven secret gadgets, fourth is TISSUE PEEPER
Put it in your nose and you'll be safe, Ohh!
The seven secret gadgets, in the BED at midnight
YOU indulge in solitary hobbies, Wahh!
That's the cute face you make

The fifth is the magic key that can open any door
Bathrooms and dressing rooms, you can go wherever you want

The sixth is a sleep bomb, swinging it makes you fall asleep
Only those with an invincible opponent can become strong

Ah, if only you nodded honestly, it would have been easier
Was the allure of an adult like a young girl a bit too soon?

There's no escape from the seven secret gadgets
Think about it, it's useless, Ahh!
The seven secret gadgets, the last one is CHOCOLATE
Makes you go CRAZY and delirious, Wow!

The seven secret gadgets, the final measure
When you realize it, it'll be too late, Ohh!
The seven secret gadgets, when you wake up
You'll be my captive, you'll be embarrassed, Wahh!
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, Oh Yeah!