Текст песни Lawnchair Quarterback Part Two - Deltron 3030 , David Cross

You know it's ridiculous things they have now
These kids have no appreciation
(No at all) no appreciation for what their elders
What we did to create a-, a-, a-, pleasant environment

You think the manual crank heel was easy
No, it's not, it was not easy to get up in that cloud
You're not gonna eat that hover sandwich?
I-, honey, I told you I've gotta wait 'til it hits the floor

I can't eat it in mid-hover, I can't-, the kids cannot do that
I haven't been able to figure it out yet
It just gets all over the place
I don't know why they thought that was an improvement

Back when I was growing up too
You knew how to talk to your elders
You did it in a very nasally singsong kind of cadence like
"Oh my God" and that's how people talk and that's how you're supposed to talk

Absolutely and also you didn't look at anybody while you talked to them
You made sure to text or tweet at that exact time
Now you got (they don't do that anymore speak I wished), and I know
Are you gonna finish that entire- (oh my God, ask me again)

No, let me finish what I was saying
Are you gonna finish that entire roast turkey Thanksgiving dinner and a pill form
Oh no, do you want some?
And have one of 'em