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Hades

Hola, simples mortales
Bienvenidos a Destripando la Historia con Pascu y Rodri
Hoy os vamos a hablar del dios Hades
Es el hijo más mayor de Cronos
Se lo come porque está muy loco
Fueron devorados otros cuatro hermanos
Evitando así la profecía de Urano
Ooh por Zeus son liberados
En el tártaro lucharon, a los ciclopes reclutaron
Ooh les dan unos regalos
Uno para cada hermano
Y a su padre se enfrentaron
Hades tiene un casco
Cuando lo usa, no pueden tocarlo
Hades con sus hermanos
Revienta a Cronos y hacen un reparto
En su reino lo controla todo
Mola mucho así que sale poco
Tiene un carro negro tiene un super perro
Tiene río propio y un barquero griego
Ooh está buscando reina
Se fija en su sobrina y la agarra de la pierna
Ooh Demeter se cabrea
Como no encuentre a mi hija
No hay más plantas en La Tierra
Hades, hermano mío
Suelta a mi hija no seas pervertido
Hades para el camino
Le da semillas un aperitivo
Hija ¿comiste algo de lo que te dio Hades?
¿Antes de salir del inframundo?
Sí mamá, estás semillitas de granada
No idiota, ahora tendrás que pasar
Seis meses al año junto a él
Y yo me pondré muy triste
Y haré que no crezcan las plantas
Pues vale
Ooh dos tipos se infiltraron
Por flipados, les pillaron
Y los dejan encadenados
Ooh Heracles aparece
A Teseo te lo llevas
Pero este no se mueve
Hades, el más temido
En realidad le importas un comino
Hades, un ser divino
Es muy probable que sea tu tío

Hades

Hello, mere mortals
Welcome to Destripando la Historia with Pascu and Rodri
Today we're going to tell you about the god Hades
He's the eldest son of Cronos
He eats him because he's very crazy
Four other brothers were devoured
Thus avoiding Uranus' prophecy
Ooh by Zeus they're freed
In the Tartarus they fought, they recruited the cyclops
Ooh they give them some gifts
One for each brother
And they faced their father
Hades has a helmet
When he wears it, they can't touch him
Hades with his brothers
Overpowers Cronos and they make a deal
In his realm he controls everything
It's so cool that he hardly ever leaves
He has a black chariot has a super dog
He has his own river and a Greek boatman
Ooh he's looking for a queen
He sets his sights on his niece and grabs her by the leg
Ooh Demeter gets angry
If I don't find my daughter
There will be no more plants on Earth
Hades, my brother
Let go of my daughter, you pervert
Hades stops what he's doing
He gives her some seeds as an appetizer
Daughter, did you eat anything that Hades gave you?
Before leaving the underworld?
Yes, mother, these little pomegranate seeds
No, you idiot, now you'll have to spend
Six months of the year with him
And I'll be very sad
And I'll make the plants not grow
Oh, well
Ooh two guys infiltrated
They show up, they're caught
And they leave them in chains
Ooh Heracles appears
Take Theseus with you
But he doesn't move
Hades, the most feared
Actually doesn't give a damn about you
Hades, a divine being
It's very likely that he's your uncle