Текст и перевод песни Diomedes Díaz - El Hombre De Mama

El Hombre De Mama

Un hombre llegó 'onde mama
Pero yo no lo conozco
Un hombre llegó 'onde mama
Pero yo no lo conozco

Usa caloncillos largos
Tiene pantalones cortos
Usa calzoncillos largos
Tiene pantalones cortos

Si ese hombre vuelve 'onde mama
Yo lo voy a maltratar
Si ese hombre vuelve 'onde mama
Yo lo voy a maltratar

El hombre volvio 'onde mama
Y ahora mama esta preña'
El hombre volvio 'onde mama
Y ahora mama esta preña'

No lo conozco, no lo conozco
No lo conozco, no lo conozco
Calzoncillos largos pantalones cortos
Calzoncillos largos pantalones cortos
Mama

Ay las mujeres son como las zardinas
Ay las mujeres son como las zardinas
Unas van abajo y otras van arriba
Unas van abajo y otras van arriba

Ay los hombres son como el carnicero
Ay los hombres son como el carnicero
Ay se comen la carne y dejan el cuero
Se comen la carne y dejan el cuero

Y yo no lo conozco
No lo conozco, no lo conozco
No lo conozco, no lo conozco
Calzoncillos largos pantalones cortos
Mama

Si ese hombre vuelve 'onde mama
Yo quizá lo mataría
Si ese hombre vuelve 'onde mama
Yo quizá lo mataría

Y el hombre volvio 'onde mama
Y ahora mama esta pari'a
Y el hombre volvio 'onde mama
Y ahora mama esta pari'a

No puedo matar a el hombre
Porque cometo un delito
No puedo matar a el hombre
Porque cometo un delito

No puedo matar a el hombre
Porque me dió un hermanito
No puedo matar a el hombre
Porque me dió un hermanito

Y no lo conozco no lo conozco
No lo conozco no lo conozco
Calzoncillos largos pantalones cortos
Calzoncillos largos pantalones cortos

Ay Las muejres son como las naranjas
Ay las muejres son como las naranjas
Unas salen dulces y otras salen agrias
Unas salen dulces y otras salen agrias

Y yo no lo conozco, no lo conozco
No lo conozco, no lo conozco
Calzoncillos largos pantalones cortos
Calzoncillos largos pantalones cortos

Y no, no lo conozco
No lo conozco, no lo conozco
Usa calzoncillos largos y tiene pantalones cortos

The Man From Mom

A man came to my mother's place
But I don't know him
A man came to my mother's place
But I don't know him

He wears long underwear
He has on short pants
He wears long underwear
He has on short pants

If that man comes back to my mother's place
I'm going to beat him up
If that man comes back to my mother's place
I'm going to beat him up

The man came back to my mother's place
And now my mother is pregnant
The man came back to my mother's place
And now my mother is pregnant

I don't know him, I don't know him
I don't know him, I don't know him
Long underwear, short pants
Long underwear, short pants
Mother

Oh, women are like sardines
Oh, women are like sardines
Some go down and some go up
Some go down and some go up

Oh, men are like butchers
Oh, men are like butchers
They eat the meat and leave the skin
They eat the meat and leave the skin

And I don't know him
I don't know him, I don't know him
I don't know him, I don't know him
Long underwear, short pants
Mother

If that man comes back to my mother's place
I might kill him
If that man comes back to my mother's place
I might kill him

And the man came back to my mother's place
And now my mother is giving birth
And the man came back to my mother's place
And now my mother is giving birth

I can't kill the man
Because I would commit a crime
I can't kill the man
Because I would commit a crime

I can't kill the man
Because he gave me a little brother
I can't kill the man
Because he gave me a little brother

And I don't know him, I don't know him
I don't know him, I don't know him
Long underwear, short pants
Long underwear, short pants

Oh, women are like oranges
Oh, women are like oranges
Some are sweet and some are sour
Some are sweet and some are sour

And I don't know him, I don't know him
I don't know him, I don't know him
Long underwear, short pants
Long underwear, short pants

And no, I don't know him
I don't know him, I don't know him
He wears long underwear and short pants