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Aku Masitoh Dan Ronda

Masitoh adalah nama seorang perempuan Sunda yang sekarang jadi gadisku
Sumpah berani disambar petir aku suka dia lantaran pintar bermain cinta
Memang kelihatannya Masitoh masih perawan tingting tapi aslinya dia janda
Sebab dia bekas istri seorang pria Jawa bernama Prayogo calo artis

Biar janda aku tak peduli lebih baik daripada nganggur
Sebab zaman sekarang sudah susah cari gadis yang tulen perawan
Sebab kebanyakan gadis dengan janda sama saja
Hubungan aku dengan Masitoh penuh dengan cumbu rayu dan guyon
Serta menurut catatan yang kutulis apelku sudah tujuh puluh kali
Hampir saban hari dari pagi sampai pagi lagi

Apel kesatu sampai apel keenam puluh sembilan
Cumbu rayu berlangsung dengan aman tertib lancar sehat tak ada yang ganggu
Tapi begitu apel ketujuh puluh aku dilanda musibah

Kalau nggak salah pukul tiga subuh waktu kami sedang berbincang tentang masa depan
Tiba-tiba pintu rumah diketuk keras-keras oleh sekelompok petugas ronda
Perintahkah atau main hakim sendiri mereka menyergap dan menelanjangiku?
Dari mulai baju, celana, dan sepatu mereka buka yang tinggal cuma celana kolor

Lalu mereka menyuruhku pulang dengan badan yang hampir telanjang
Tanpa permisi pada Masitoh aku pergi sambil cari akal
Ya alhamdulillah e-e akhirnya ketemu juga akalnya

Cuma dengan celana kolor doang aku pulang sambil lari-lari kecil
Pura-pura saja olahraga untuk menutupi peristiwa
Ya alhamdulillah akhirnya sampai juga ke rumah

Alhamdulillah
Ho-o--oo-ooo ...

Setelah peristiwa itu aku tak pernah apel lagi mungkin sudah dua minggu lamanya
Dan pada suatu hari datanglah Masitoh ke rumah menangis sambil mengabarkan bahwa
Petugas ronda yang menyergapku, menelanjangi, dan menyuruhku pulang
Setelah aku pulang malahan mereka erat bekerja sama
Merubung Masitoh lalu beramai-ramai mengganggunya

Ya ampun, rupanya ini dia makhluknya
Yang bikin rusak citra petugas ronda

Masitoh and the Neighborhood Watch

Masitoh is the name of a Sundanese girl who is now my girlfriend
I swear to God that I'm willing to be struck by lightning because I like her because she's good at making love
Actually, Masitoh still looks like a virgin, but she's actually a widow
Because she was the wife of a Javanese man named Prayogo, an artist's agent

Even though she's a widow, I don't care, it's better than being unemployed
Because these days it's hard to find a girl who's still a virgin
Because most girls are the same as widows
My relationship with Masitoh is full of flirting and jokes
And according to the notes I've written, I've slept with her seventy times
Almost every day from morning till morning again

From the first time we slept together to the sixty-ninth time
Our love-making was safe, orderly, smooth, healthy, and undisturbed
But when we slept together for the seventieth time, I was struck by a calamity

If I'm not mistaken, it was three o'clock in the morning when we were talking about the future
Suddenly, the door was knocked on loudly by a group of neighborhood watchmen
Did they have a warrant or were they taking the law into their own hands? They grabbed me and stripped me naked
They took off my shirt, pants, and shoes, leaving me with only my boxer shorts

Then they told me to go home almost naked
Without asking Masitoh's permission, I left and started thinking
Praise God, I finally found a solution

I went home wearing only my boxer shorts and jogging
Pretending to exercise to cover up what had happened
Praise God, I finally got home

Praise God
Ho-o--oo-ooo ...

After that incident, I haven't slept with Masitoh again, maybe for two weeks now
And one day, Masitoh came to my house crying and told me that
The neighborhood watchmen who had grabbed me, stripped me naked, and told me to go home
After I left, they started working together closely
They crowded around Masitoh and molested her

Oh my God, so these are the creatures
Who are ruining the image of the neighborhood watch