Celetak Celetuk - Doel Sumbang перевод на английский

Celetak Celetuk

Dari manakah datangnya lintah
Darilah sawah terus turun ke kali
Perut mual terasa mau muntah
Padahal nyium perek cuma sekali

Kalaulah Tuan nanti pergi ke pasar
Titiplah saya sekilo kentang
Sungguh mati lutut suka gemetar
Kalau lihat cewek tidur terlentang

Ke kamar mandi aku tak maksud mandi
Tapi untuk mencuci tempat menggoreng
Pada Nona aku tak bermaksud berjanji
Tapi hanya sekedar nularin koreng

Ada roda eh di jalan tanjakan
Tertimpa dahan si pohon jengkol
Ada janda menjerit kesakitan
Nggak tahunya lagi dikerjain banpol

Tinggilah tinggi air pancuran
Terdengar kicau si burung pipit
Padahal satu bulan baru pacaran
Badan jadi kurus habis dijepit

Ey, Jalan-jalan ke kampung Banjaran
Mencari kadal di dalam gua
Mati juga aku tidak penasaran
Kalau sudah pernah gamparin mertua

Terbanglah tinggi kapal-kapalan
Jatuh ke ember ada airnya
Sungguhlah cantik wajah itu perawan
Waktu ditelanjangin banyak kutilnya

Nenek-nenek ompong makan bengkuang
Tukang kredit cerewet datang menagih
Nenek-nenek ditindihin anak bujang
Dasar genit besoknya minta lagi

Ada seorang bapak bawa merpati
Merinding nggak tahan pengen kencing
Rasanya diri ini hampir mati
Waktu mimpi pantat digerogotin kucing

Yoh, Tentara Jepang gagah tegak berdiri
Tapi kalau perang dia takut sendiri
Ke anak orang sayang kaya ke anak sendiri
Kalau lihat bini orang lupa bini sendiri

Dasar laki-laki

Hurling Jokes

Where do leeches come from
From the rice fields, all the way down to the river
Feeling nauseous, about to throw up
Even though I've only sniffed a fart once

If you go to the market later
Can you get me a kilo of potatoes
I swear my knees wobble
When I see a girl lying on her back

I didn't go to the bathroom to shower
But to wash the frying pan
I didn't promise you anything, miss
I just wanted to spread some scabies

There's a wheel on a steep road
Hit by a branch from a jengkol tree
There's a widow screaming in pain
Turns out she's being worked over by the military police

The fountain's water is high
I can hear the sparrows chirping
Even though we've only been dating a month
My body's all bruised from getting pinched

Hey, let's go to Banjaran village
To look for a lizard in a cave
I'm not afraid to die
If I've already slapped my mother-in-law

The toy boat is flying high
It fell into a bucket of water
The virgin's face is beautiful
But when she's naked, she's full of warts

A toothless old woman eats cassava
A nagging debt collector comes knocking
The old woman is pinned down by a young man
Such a flirt, she asks for more the next day

There's a man carrying pigeons
I'm shivering and can't hold my pee
I feel like I'm about to die
When I dream about my butt being gnawed by a cat

Oh, the Japanese soldiers stand tall
But when they go to war, they're afraid
They love other people's children like their own
But when they see their own wife, they forget their own

Men, really