Текст и перевод песни Doel Sumbang - Si Raja Goda

Si Raja Goda

Namaku Si Raja Goda
Umur dua puluh dua
Bujang tulen suku Sunda
Kerja sebagai pelayan
Di sebuah toko Cina
Yang saban Sabtu gajian

Kerja baru setengah bulan
Tak kusangka tak kuduga
Aku ditaksir perawan
Perawan anak majikan
Anak yang semata wayang
Yang bakal dapat warisan

Dia sering titip salam
Lewat seorang sobatku
Yang juga sepekerjaan
Mula-mula aku bingung
Mula-mula aku ragu
Percaya tidak percaya

Kata orang-orang tua
Cinta murni itu buta
Tak memandang apa-apa
Biar tampangku kayak monyet
Biar dompetku selalu lepet
Kalau cinta mau aja

Lantaran pepatah itu
Aku jadi besar hati
Berniat terima salam
Biarin dia Tionghoa
Biarin dia Konghucu
Itung-itung cari modal

Ketika malam Sinchiah
Menjelang lebaran Imlek
Dia datang ke rumahku
Dia kirim aku bacang
Dia kirim aku dodol
Lantas ngajak dolan-dolan

Perasaan tak karuan
Itu-ini serba kaku
Dag-dig-dug kencang jantungku
Apalagi waktu dia berbisik bilang wo ai ni
Sumpah mampus kayak mimpi

Karena dia sering datang
Mengajak pergi berdua
Aku jadi terbiasa
Aku tak lagi kaku
Tapi dia paksa aku
Agar aku bilang I love you

Pertama aku tak mau
Kedua juga tak mau
Ketiganya baru mau
Waktu kubilang I love you
Dia langsung teror aku
Kita kawin saja besok

Bukan main aku kaget
Tapi dia terus mepet
Akhirnya aku kegencet
Kami pergi ke penghulu
Dia masuk agamaku
Kini suami gelarku

Waktu dulu aku bingung
Waktu dulu aku ragu
Percaya tidak percaya
Sekarang aku tak bingung
Sekarang aku tak ragu
Seratus persen percaya

Namaku Si Raja Goda
Umur dua puluh dua
Yang sudah bukan bujangan
Dulu sebagai pelayan
Di toko mama dan papa
Yang kini jadi mertua

Kerja setengah bulan lebih
Aku kejatuhan bintang
Dapatkan istri perawan
Perawan anak majikan
Anak yang semata wayang
Yang punya banyak warisan

Aku ingin punya anak
Lebih dari dua orang
Enam, tujuh, delapan, atau sembilan
Aku ogah pakai balon
Istriku ogah pakai spiral
Kami ngeri yang gituan

Bukan kami anti KB
Bukan kami benci KB
Bukan tak dukung pemerintah
Kelak harta kami banyak
Kalau anak kami banyak
'Kan cukupan kebaginya

Sebab kalau anak dua
Kegedean warisannya
Takut mereka salah langkah
Zaman ini zaman edan
Orang-orang besar edan
Takut anak ikut edan

Mr. Temptation

My name is Mr. Temptation
Twenty-two years old
A pure Sundanese bachelor
Working as a waiter
In a Chinese shop
Where I get paid every Saturday

I've only been working there for half a month
Little did I know
I've been fancied by a virgin
My employer's daughter
Their only child
Who will inherit their fortune

She often sends me messages
Through a mutual friend of ours
Who also works there
At first, I was confused
At first, I was hesitant
I couldn't believe it

The elders say
True love is blind
It doesn't care about anything else
Even if I look like a monkey
Even if my wallet is always empty
If it's love, she'll love me anyway

Because of that saying
I became more confident
I decided to accept her message
Even though she's Chinese
Even though she's Confucian
I figured it could be a way to make some money

On Chinese New Year's Eve
Just before Lunar New Year
She came to my house
She sent me sticky rice dumplings
She sent me rice cakes
And then she invited me out

I felt all kinds of emotions
I was nervous and awkward
My heart was pounding so hard
Especially when she whispered "I love you" in my ear
I swear, it felt like a dream

Because she came to visit me often
And asked me out on dates
I started to get used to it
I wasn't as awkward anymore
But then she pressured me
To tell her I loved her too

At first, I refused
The second time, I refused
But the third time, I gave in
When I said "I love you"
She immediately started pressuring me
"Let's get married tomorrow"

I was shocked, to say the least
But she kept pressuring me
And I finally gave in
We went to the marriage celebrant
She converted to my religion
And now I'm her husband

I used to be confused
I used to be hesitant
I couldn't believe it
But now I'm no longer confused
Now I'm no longer hesitant
I believe it a hundred percent

My name is Mr. Temptation
Twenty-two years old
Who's no longer a bachelor
I used to be a waiter
In my in-laws' shop
Who are now my parents-in-law

I worked there for just over half a month
And then I hit the jackpot
I married a virgin
My employer's daughter
Their only child
Who has a huge inheritance

I want to have children
More than two
Six, seven, eight, or nine
I don't want to use condoms
My wife doesn't want to use birth control pills
We're scared of that stuff

It's not that we're against birth control
It's not that we hate birth control
It's not that we don't support the government
We'll have plenty of money for our children
If we have a lot of children
They'll all have enough

Because if we only have two children
They'll inherit too much
I'm afraid they'll make bad decisions
These are crazy times
The people in power are crazy
I'm afraid my children will go crazy too