Текст и перевод песни Dubioza kolektiv - Rijaliti

Rijaliti

Na pijaci sam jučer prod'o
Kravu i traktor
Da mogu da se prijavim
Na onaj X-faktor
Zbogom poljoprivredi
Kajmaku i palenti
Odoh i ja majko
Tamo gdje su talenti
Zaboraviću štale
I domaću hranu
Sad će raja da me gleda
Na malom ekranu
A cijenjeni će žiri
Prepoznat' vrlo vješto
Da imam neku žicu
Da imam ono nešto
Ja imam ono nešto
Ja imam ono nešto
Rekao sam zbogom
Zemljoradničkim mukama
Od mikrofona neću dobit'
Žuljeve na rukama
Na estradnom nebu
Svima sunce sija
Kad zvijezda možeš biti ti
Što ne bi mog'o i ja?
Preseliću se u grad
Živjeću u stanu
Gledaće me cijela Bosna
Na svakom kanalu
A cijenjeni će žiri
Prepoznat' vrlo vješto
Da imam neku žicu
Da imam ono nešto
Ja imam ono nešto
Ja imam ono nešto
Nemoj mala plakati
Niti za mnom žaliti
Neću ti se vratiti
Odo' u rijaliti
Nemoj mala plakati
Niti za mnom žaliti
Neću ti se vratiti
Odo' u rijaliti
Odo' u rijaliti
Odo' u rijaliti
Odo' u rijaliti
Odo' u rijaliti
Odo' u rijaliti
Odo' u rijaliti
Odo' u rijaliti
Odo' u rijaliti!
Ne treba vam stranka
Ni omiljena partija
Glasajte za mene
To je demokratija
S jednim sms-om
Ti mi omogući
Da i moje lice poznato ti zvuči
Postaću ja popularan
Nikad nije kasno
Sa tv-a pozdravljaću
Svoje selo glasno
Maksuz selam rodbini
I svima što me znaju
Hej Bosno, Bosno, rodni kraju
Odo' u rijaliti
Odo' u rijaliti
Odo' u rijaliti
Odo' u rijaliti
Odo' u rijaliti
Odo' u rijaliti
Odo' u rijaliti
Odo' u rijaliti!
U svakom rijalitiju
Ja bih dobro proš'o
Al' na farmu ne idem
Otamo sam doš'o
Kraj

Realiti

On the market yesterday, I sold
My cow and tractor
So that I can apply for
That X-factor
Farewell, agriculture
Cream and brandy
I'm off, mother
Where there are talents
I'll forget the stables
And homemade food
Now the public will watch me
On the small screen
And the esteemed judges
Will recognize very cleverly
That I have some spark
That I have that something
I have that something
I have that something
I said goodbye
To the hardships of farming
From the microphone, I won't get
Blisters on my hands
In the pop star heaven
The sun shines for everyone
When you can be a star
Why can't I?
I'll move to the city
I'll live in an apartment
The whole of Bosnia will watch me
On every channel
And the esteemed judges
Will recognize very cleverly
That I have some spark
That I have that something
I have that something
I have that something
Don't cry, baby
Don't you mourn for me
I won't come back to you
Gone to reality
Don't cry, baby
Don't you mourn for me
I won't come back to you
Gone to reality
Gone to reality
Gone to reality
Gone to reality
Gone to reality
Gone to reality
Gone to reality
Gone to reality!
Gone to reality!
You don't need a party
Or a favorite party
Vote for me
That's democracy
With one text message
You make it possible for me
For you to recognize my face
I'll become popular
It's never too late
I'll greet
My village loudly
Special greetings to my family
And to all who know me
Hey Bosnia, Bosnia, homeland
Gone to reality
Gone to reality
Gone to reality
Gone to reality
Gone to reality
Gone to reality
Gone to reality
Gone to reality!
In every reality show
I'd do well
But I'm not going to the farm
That's where I came from
The End