Текст и перевод песни Dynamic Duo feat. Topbob - 퉁 되는 Brothers [The Toong Bros] (feat. Topbob)

퉁 되는 Brothers [The Toong Bros] (feat. Topbob)

목요일 밤에 나 친구들과 소라탕 죽이는 포장마차에서
소주한잔 마시다가 필이 많이 꽂혀서 홍대로 쐈어
클럽으로 갔어 오! 뭔 사람이 이리 많어?
뭔 남자들이 이리떼들처럼 많어?
젠장 성비가 7: 3 승부욕이 떨어지네
우린 추남들의 비만상 꿇리는게 짜증나서
급하게 좀 괜찮은 후배하나 불렀는데
이새끼 BB크림 바르고 왔네
야이 개*끼야 우린 어떡하라고 야이 나쁜*끼야
어쨌건 텐션올랐으니 짠해
취하니까 내 발이 자동으로 가네 저기요 위에서 술 한잔 하실래요?
(What the f**k you, toaking yo ma girl, man?)
안되는 거야 왜 난 안되는 거야 왜 난
퉁되는 거야 왜 난 퉁되는 거야 왜 난
안되는 거야 왜 난 안되는 거야 왜 난
안되는 거야 왜 안 먹히는거야?
개코는 out 펜치의 달인
덕후같은 새끼한테 까지 발린
텐션 올려라 데킬라로 마취
시킨후에 난간앞에 집합 빨리
핸드폰에 시계가 나를 재촉해도
파고들 틈이 없어 모두다 부비니까
찜통에 모자라도 벗고 싶은데
조금만 참자 스타일 구기니까
새신발은 밟혀 새까매지고
사람은 슬슬 다 빠지고
저쪽에 수백번 마주친 눈빛
따라가니 남자친구 있거나
(춤만 추러 왔는데요?)춤만추러 왔다고
또다시 난감 패자들의 눈빛 교환
구석에 여자셋, 3: 3좋아
보쌈하듯이 끌고 나왔는데
밝은데서 보니까 '최자'가 더예뻐 안되는 거야 왜 난 안되는 거야 왜 난
퉁되는 거야 왜 난 퉁되는 거야 왜 난
안되는 거야 왜 난 안되는 거야 왜 난
안되는 거야 왜 안 먹히는거야?
(오케이 가야지)
(너 어떡할껀데?)
(나 택시타고...)
(야 짝 맞춰야 할거아냐!)
(먼저가라고 씨* 내 후배야 이 개*끼야)
(아하하)
(잘가)
(가!)
우리는 추남 둘에다가 돼지하나!
상대는 인간 둘에다가 폭탄하나!
아몰라 나 취했어 아무나 골라
현실의 맞춰 눈 낮춰 그냥 신나게 놀자
똥 끓여 먹은듯 입안은 텁텁해(벌겋게)
충혈된 두 눈은 뻑뻑해
지금은 오전 여섯시 여섯시
아침까지 게임판을 벌였지
살리고 살리고 술에 취한 말들은 비틀비틀 달리고
우리 신사동 대표 프로게이머 팀웍에
그녀들은 완전히 발리고
적시, 적소에 터지는 웃긴 얘기 십단콤보에
분위기는 하하호호 근데 처음부터 소외가 됐던 폭탄이
늦었으니 집에 가자며 판을 깨
(아 이 나씨 어떡할라고 그래?)
(아까 씨* 맡았어야 될거아냐?)
(아근데 걘 진짜 아니다)
(아근데 그리고 사실은 우리가 좀 여기 오래있었어)
(아 이 씹)
(아이 몰라 가가가 밥먹으러 가)
(어디가?)
(아이 그냥 가)
(아이 지금 해떴어 어디가?)
(가 따라와)
안되는 거야 왜 난 안되는 거야 왜 난
퉁되는 거야 왜 난 퉁되는 거야 왜 난
안되는 거야 왜 난 안되는 거야 왜 난
안되는 거야 왜 안 먹히는거야?
(아 지금 하는데 있어 잘 하는데)
(어디?)
(KB헤븐이라고 가보면 알어)
(어디?)
(아 있어 김밥천국)
(으흐흐흐흫흐흐)
(씨*!!)

The Toong Bros [The Toong Bros] (feat. Topbob)

On Thursday night, my friends and I were drinking and eating fried chicken at a street food stall
We had a few drinks and got a little tipsy, so we decided to go to Hongdae
We went to a club, and wow! There were so many people!
There were so many men! It felt like a herd of wild animals
Damn, the gender ratio was 7:3. I was starting to lose my zest
We were annoyed by the sight of all these ugly, overweight men
So, we quickly called a decent-looking junior we knew
But this punk came wearing BB cream
Hey, asshole! What are we supposed to do with you? Hey, you little shit
Anyway, we got our groove back. It's a given
We were drunk, so my feet started moving automatically. Excuse me, would you like a drink up here?
(What the f**k you, toaking yo ma girl, man?)
Why can't I? Why can't I?
Why am I getting rejected? Why am I getting rejected?
Why can't I? Why can't I?
Why am I not getting any action?
Ugly losers, masters of the friend zone
Even nerdy guys were getting lucky
Let's get high on tequila
And then let's meet up at the railing. Hurry up
Even though the clock on my phone was ticking away
There was no room to breathe, because we were all packed in like sardines
I even wanted to take off my clothes, because it was so hot
But I held back, because I didn't want to ruin my style
My new shoes got stepped on and turned black
People started to leave one by one
I saw a girl over there who I'd made eye contact with hundreds of times
But when I followed her, she told me she had a boyfriend
(We just came here to dance?)We just came here to dance
Once again, I was stuck exchanging glances with losers
Three girls in the corner, 3:3. Not bad
We dragged them out like they were our prey
But when we saw them in the light, 'Choi-ja' was the prettiest. Why can't I? Why can't I?
Why am I getting rejected? Why am I getting rejected?
Why can't I? Why can't I?
Why am I not getting any action?
(Okay, let's go)
(What are you going to do?)
(I'm taking a taxi...)
(Hey, shouldn't we split the fare?)
(Go first, you little shit. I'll pay for my junior. You asshole)
(Hahaha)
(See you)
(Go!)
We're two ugly guys, and she's a pig!
They're two normal people, and she's a bomb!
I don't know, I'm drunk. I'll pick anyone
Let's just have fun, even if it's only in our imaginations
My mouth feels like I've been eating shit (bright red)
My bloodshot eyes are blurry
It's six o'clock in the morning, six o'clock
We've been playing video games all night
We've been talking drunk nonsense, and our words have been slurring
They're totally hooked on our Shin Sa Dong professional gamer teamwork
The girls are having a blast
Our funny stories, told at just the right time and place, are like a ten-hit combo
The atmosphere is full of laughter, but the girl who was an outsider from the beginning
Is breaking up the party, saying it's late and we should go home
(Oh, what are we going to do?)
(Shouldn't we have taken care of her?)
(But we didn't do anything wrong)
(But in fact, we've been here for a while)
(Oh, shit)
(Oh, I don't know. Let's go get something to eat)
(Where?)
(Oh, just go)
(Oh, it's open now. Where?)
(Come and follow me)
Why can't I? Why can't I?
Why am I getting rejected? Why am I getting rejected?
Why can't I? Why can't I?
Why am I not getting any action?
(Oh, I'm doing it right now. I'm doing it well)
(Where?)
(If you go to KB Heaven, you'll see)
(Where?)
(Oh, there's a Kimbap Heaven)
(Hahahahahaha)
(Shit!!)