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Was ist los

Was is los
Was is los
Ich wach' auf um halber Sechs
öffne meinen müden Keks,
Wenn's so weitergeht
Dann geh ich hop und ex
Beim Frühstück geb' ich meinem Sohn
Und meiner Tochter Stahlbeton
Die beschweren sich,
Dass ich noch bei ihnen wohn'
Jo wos denn?
In der U-Bahn dann
Schau ich mir die Trotteln an
Die sind alle so gut drauf
Wie auf Lebertran
Von der Panik attackiert,
Wird die Stechuhr eingeführt
Und wie soll's anders sein
Hör im Gang ich schon das Schrei'n
Was is los?
Was is los, was is los
Warum geht da nix?
Was is los, was is los
Dalli dalli, aber fix
Was is los, was is los
Schaut denn keiner auf die Uhr?
Na Chef, wir schauen die Bam beim wachsen zu
Was is los, was is los
Warum geht da nix?
Was is los, was is los
Warum geht da nix?
Was is los, was is los
Dalli dalli, aber fix
Was is los, was is los, was is los
Leckt's mi am Oasch und Kruzifix
Wenn ich dann vor'm Computer sitz
Und wie der am Ölberg schwitz,
Weil ein Errorblitz mich streift,
Wie ein Doppler Slibowitz
Wenn der Drucker dann noch streikt,
Weil das Virus Wirkung zeigt
Und der Aktenschrank sich neigt,
Ist der Tag in der Tat zumeist vergeigt
Da ertönt auch schon die Stimme,
Klamm und eng wird mir die Kimme,
Denn ich kenn aus dem Effeff
Das Gekläff von meinem Chef:
Was is los, was is los
Warum geht da nix?
Was is los, was is los
Dalli dalli, aber fix
Was is los, was is los
Schaut denn keiner auf die Uhr?
Na Chef, wir schauen die Bam beim wachsen zu
Was is los, was is los
Warum geht da nix?
Was is los, was is los
Warum geht da nix?
Was is los, was is los
Dalli dalli, aber fix
Was is los, was is los, was is los
Leckt's mi am Oasch und Kruzifix
Komm am Abend ich nach Haus
Was is los
Hör ich nirgendwo Applaus
Was is los
Und lass meine Wut
Gleich wieder an den Kindern aus
Ihr seid's Junkies, Cyber-Freaks;
Darum schluckt's ihr jetzt die Krot
Und habt's Internetverbot
Zu meiner Frau sag ich:
"Dein Manndi
Ist nicht deppert
Wie Al Bundy
Er ist hungrig wie ein Bär,
Also roll die Schnitzel her!"
Was is los, was is los
Warum geht da nix?
Was is los, was is los
Dalli dalli, aber fix
Was is los, was is los
Schaut denn keiner auf die Uhr?
Na Chef, wir schauen die Bam beim wachsen zu
Was is los, was is los
Was is los, was is los
Was is los, was is los
Leider war das Schnitzel hart,
In der Zeitung fehlt der Sport
Und im Fernsehen läuft ein Krimi ohne Mord
Darum krieche ins Bett,
Meine Frau greift mir kokett
An die Brust
Und sagt zu mir und meinen Frust:
Was is los, was is los
Warum geht da nix
Was is los, was is los
Warum steht da nix?
Was is los, was is los
Du willst immer nur dein Ruh',
Dann schau i halt bald am ander'n Bam beim wachsen zu
Was is los, was is los
Warum geht da nix?
Was is los, was is los
Dalli dalli, aber fix
Was is los, was is los,
Schaut denn keiner auf die Uhr?
Na Chef, wir schau'n die Bam beim wachsen zu
Was is los, was is los
Immer nur in einer Tour
Was is los, was is los
San ma alle aus der Spur
Was is los, was is los
Ich brauch ka Handy und ka Uhr
Weil ab morgen schau ich mir selbst beim wachsen zu
Was is los, was is los
Was is los, was is los
Was is los, was is los

What's Going On

What's going on
What's going on
I wake up at half past five
Open my tired eyes,
If it keeps going like this
Then I'll give up and leave
At breakfast I give my son
And my daughter concrete
They complain,
That I still live with them'
Well, what then?
In the subway then
I look at the fools
They're all in such a good mood
Like on cod liver oil
Attacked by panic,
The time clock is introduced
And how could it be otherwise
I can already hear the screaming in the hallway
What's going on?
What's going on, what's going on
Why isn't anything happening?
What's going on, what's going on
Hurry up, but quick
What's going on, what's going on
Isn't anyone looking at the clock?
Nah boss, we're watching the trees grow
What's going on, what's going on
Why isn't anything happening?
What's going on, what's going on
Why isn't anything happening?
What's going on, what's going on
Hurry up, but quick
What's going on, what's going on, what's going on
Kiss my ass and crucifix
When I then sit in front of the computer
And sweat like on the Mount of Olives,
Because an error flash hits me,
Like a Doppler schnapps
When the printer then also strikes,
Because the virus is taking effect
And the filing cabinet tilts,
The day is indeed mostly ruined
Then the voice sounds,
My throat becomes tight and narrow,
Because I know by heart
The yapping of my boss:
What's going on, what's going on
Why isn't anything happening?
What's going on, what's going on
Hurry up, but quick
What's going on, what's going on
Isn't anyone looking at the clock?
Nah boss, we're watching the trees grow
What's going on, what's going on
Why isn't anything happening?
What's going on, what's going on
Why isn't anything happening?
What's going on, what's going on
Hurry up, but quick
What's going on, what's going on, what's going on
Kiss my ass and crucifix
I come home in the evening
What's going on
I don't hear applause anywhere
What's going on
And let my anger
Out on the kids again
You're junkies, cyber-freaks;
That's why you're swallowing the toad now
And have internet ban
I say to my wife:
"Your hubby
Isn't stupid
Like Al Bundy
He's hungry as a bear,
So roll the schnitzel over here!"
What's going on, what's going on
Why isn't anything happening?
What's going on, what's going on
Hurry up, but quick
What's going on, what's going on
Isn't anyone looking at the clock?
Nah boss, we're watching the trees grow
What's going on, what's going on
What's going on, what's going on
What's going on, what's going on
Unfortunately the schnitzel was tough,
The newspaper is missing the sports section
And on TV there's a crime show without a murder
That's why I crawl into bed,
My wife grabs me flirtatiously
On the chest
And says to me and my frustration:
What's going on, what's going on
Why isn't anything happening?
What's going on, what's going on
Why isn't anything standing?
What's going on, what's going on
You always just want your peace,
Then I'll soon be watching another tree grow
What's going on, what's going on
Why isn't anything happening?
What's going on, what's going on
Hurry up, but quick
What's going on, what's going on,
Isn't anyone looking at the clock?
Nah boss, we're watching the trees grow
What's going on, what's going on
Always just in one go
What's going on, what's going on
Are we all off track
What's going on, what's going on
I don't need a cell phone or a watch
Because from tomorrow on I'll watch myself grow
What's going on, what's going on
What's going on, what's going on
What's going on, what's going on