Текст и перевод песни Eason Chan - 海膽

海膽

怪前任多麼壞
怪生活多難捱
怪桃花開太晚
一個人好精彩
只是這男子漢
心思比誰都軟
不承認又感嘆
活得像顆海膽
Hey 身價 暴跌後又漲停
當孤傲的狼 不必守規矩
沒有宵禁 甭跟誰嘔氣
風流 像在補償自己
上個女主人 欠我的感性
何時脫單 暫時還不急
忘了 回到家
對著空冰箱
抱酒瓶哭整晚
還是哥們 拖著我出門去
忘了 三十幾 雄性激素
早就 抵消不了 深夜的孤寂
怪前任多麼壞
怪生活多難捱
怪桃花開太晚
一個人好精彩
只是這男子漢
心思比誰都軟
不承認又感嘆
活得像顆海膽
商人 教唆一人經濟
我背著背包 飯店不會訂
她的蜜月 最後去哪裡
算命 後年很多艷遇
可我會不會 更渴望家庭
翹二郎腿 看無腦綜藝
假裝 玩得起
千山我獨行
帶利刺別靠近
辜負只是 對愛嚴重過敏
假裝 二十幾 膠原蛋白
還不是 會拆穿 並沒有神蹟
怪前任多麼壞
怪生活多難捱
怪桃花開太晚
一個人好精彩
只是這男子漢
心思比誰都軟
不承認又感嘆
活得像顆海膽
忘了 回到家
對著空冰箱
抱酒瓶哭整晚
還是哥們 拖著我出門去
忘了 三十幾 雄性激素
早就 抵消不了
深夜的孤寂
怪前任多麼壞
怪生活多難捱
怪桃花開太晚
一個人好精彩
只是這男子漢
心思比誰都軟
不承認又感嘆
活得像顆海膽

Sea Urchin

Blaming the ex for being so bad
Blaming life for being so unbearable
Blaming the peach blossoms for blooming too late
Being single is so wonderful
But this man
Has a heart softer than anyone else's
Denies it but sighs
Living like a sea urchin
Hey my value plummeted then skyrocketed again
As a lone wolf I don't have to follow the rules
No curfew no need to get mad at anyone
My womanizing is like making up for something
The last mistress owes me my sensitivity
When will I stop being single I'm not in a hurry
Forgot to go back home
Facing an empty fridge
Holding a wine glass and crying all night
It's still my buddies who drag me out
Forgot my thirties raging testosterone
Long since neutralized by the loneliness of the night
Blaming the ex for being so bad
Blaming life for being so unbearable
Blaming the peach blossoms for blooming too late
Being single is so wonderful
But this man
Has a heart softer than anyone else's
Denies it but sighs
Living like a sea urchin
Businessmen advocate the single economy
I carry a backpack and don't make hotel reservations
Where did she go for her honeymoon
Fortune teller said I'll have lots of romantic encounters next year
But will I crave a family more
Crossing my legs watching mindless variety shows
Pretending I'm okay
I travel alone through thousands of mountains
With my sharp spines don't come near me
Betrayal is just an allergic reaction to love
Pretending to be in my twenties with collagen
But it's not a miracle and it will still show
Blaming the ex for being so bad
Blaming life for being so unbearable
Blaming the peach blossoms for blooming too late
Being single is so wonderful
But this man
Has a heart softer than anyone else's
Denies it but sighs
Living like a sea urchin
Forgot to go back home
Facing an empty fridge
Holding a wine glass and crying all night
It's still my buddies who drag me out
Forgot my thirties raging testosterone
Long since neutralized
By the loneliness of the night
Blaming the ex for being so bad
Blaming life for being so unbearable
Blaming the peach blossoms for blooming too late
Being single is so wonderful
But this man
Has a heart softer than anyone else's
Denies it but sighs
Living like a sea urchin