Текст и перевод песни Edavārdi feat. Ansis, Melikols & Eliots - #GDNSS

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Ja Tu kurī līdz paralīzei un tad sēdies pie stūres,
Lai tiktu līdz picas ēstuvei vai suši paradīzei.
Vizīns acīs, tas drošāku druscīt padarīs Tevi,
Bet Tev gļučī zaļi vīreļi, kuri tūlīt pamanīs Tevi.
Plus Tu brauc bez tuvajiem un tikai gabarīts deg
Vienā pusē, it kā tumsā nebūtu grūti saskatīt ceļu.
Tevi aptur, Tu negribi mēnesi būrī pavadīt, bļe,
Bet ekspertīze iedod trauku urīnanalīzēm
Un Tu

Galīgi Dirsā Nosvīdis Samīzies Stāvi Tu esi zīmulis, pāris nedēļas trenējies boksā,
Pašam šķiet, ka proti vairāk kā senseji Bronksā,
Uzvedies tā it kā aiz tevis būtu zombiju pulks,
Tā it kā Tev pautu vietā būtu trotila bumbas.
Tev čalis uzkāpa uz kājas, Tu viņam iesit pa purnu,
Viņš savāc baru, bet Tu redzi tikai niecības, kur nu?!
Tu saki: "Es jau zvanu tūliņ mani bračkas brauks!"
Tu izvelc trubu, bet trubai ir bača sausa

Galīgi Dirsā Nosvīdis Samīzies Stāvi Tu esi viens mājās, no senčiem nav smakas,
Tu gaidi savu draudzeni, jā šis būs jauks vakars,
Jau gatavs, viņa zvanīs Tev kolīdz brauks.
Tad tu dzirdi, ka virtuvē pēkšņi nokrīt trauks,
Tu dzirdi soļus uz skausta mati izslienas taisni.
Tu ellē paskatītos, bet tad izdziest gaisma,
Tev sāk likties, ka vēro Tevi kāds no tumsas.
Sāk zvanīt mobilais un tas ir nezināms numurs

Galīgi Dirsā Nosvīdis Samīzies Stāvi Tu matemātika paņem un saraksti tekstu,
Kaut kas par došanos uz priekšu, jā parastais reps.
Klases reperis, citi sen jau raksta, prasa vecenes,
Bet Tu tāds esi piedzimis, Tevī ir pati esence.
Mamma domā, labāk lai repo nekā kurī spaisu
Un zem eglītes Tev svētkos paliek studijas laiku. Nu
Kruti!
Bet vienam bail, paņem līdzi draugu,
Bet bīta līdzi nav, rīkle kalst, trīc balss,
Kad Tu pie miķa

Galīgi Dirsā Nosvīdis Samīzies Stāvi Tu neāksties ar aploksnēm, tak neesi nekāds dakteris,
Tu esi pirmā rakete, Tev pieder kontrolpaketes.
Naudas ir tik daudz, ka Tu to izmanto kā tapetes.
Dziesmu svētkos Vīaipijā ar auseklīti pie žaketes.
Kad biji komjaunatnē, Tev sapņos nerādījās
Brīva Latvija, prezidentūra un pitons terārijā.
Tikai angliski Tu knapi zini pateikt, kā ir "karsts
Suns",
Bet Vašingtonā visi grib, lai Tu saki runu,
Bet Tu...

Galīgi Dirsā Nosvīdis Samīzies Stāvi Tu esi neglīts pēc vella, bet Tu neslikti pelni
Tāpēc skaistu dāmu ieraugot, Tu nemīz un ej.
Pieej, sāc runāt, zini kā var flirtu uzsākt,
Gadiem slīpēta tehnika, tā kā viss ir bumbās.
Šī ir Tava nakts, Tev blakus brīnišķīga dāma,
Perfektas formas, Tev prātā izvirtības nāk.
Viņa koķete pasmaida un novelk drānas no sevis,
Un tad Tu apjēdz, ka tā ir dāma ar peni (he-he)

Galīgi Dirsā Nosvīdis Samīzies Stāvi Tu atrodi eSeSā foršu dzīvoklīt',
Vecā māja, čīkstoša grīda, bet spīdošs dīls.
Nu jāņem ciet, nu!
Pirmā diena, nu viss ķipa čotka,
Bet uz sienām sakārti kaut kādi mistiski portreti.
Nakts vidū neredzamas rokas aizkarus rausta,
Un no pagultes Tev vārdus sētas aizkapa balsis.
Apkārt lido tasītes, skapī ūjina pūces
Un tu domā: "Sūdi, bļe, būs,
Man ir līgums uz sešiem mēnešiem."
Tu

Galīgi Dirsā Nosvīdis Samīzies Stāvi Kad visi saskatās, kad redz Tevi ēkā;
Kad paprasa "Cik pulkstenis?" tev džeks treniņtērpā;
Kad pastāsta, kāds uzmetējs Tavs koriš bija
Un tviterī Tev pieseko Valsts policija;
Kad Tu raksti "bļe" aiz katra teikuma, vārda
Un ieraugi, ka reģistrējās feisbukā māte;
Kad ir karsta vasaras diena un vēss ir tikai klubā,
Brauc autobusā pilnā un Tev pēkšņi gribas čurāt.
Tad Tu...

Galīgi Dirsā Nosvīdis Samīzies Stāvi

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If you're high as a kite and get behind the wheel,
To get to the pizzeria or sushi paradise.
Tears in your eyes, that'll make you a little safer,
But you're seeing green men who will notice you soon.
Plus you're driving without your low beams and only the parking light is on
On one side, as if it wasn't hard to see the road in the dark.
They stop you, you don't want to spend a month in the slammer, damn it,
But the expertise gives you a jar for urine analysis
And you

Totally Fucked Up Sweaty Squashed Standing You're a pencil, you've been boxing for a couple of weeks,
You think you know more than the sensei in the Bronx,
You act like you have a horde of zombies behind you,
Like you have a TNT bomb instead of your heart.
A guy stepped on your foot, you punched him in the face,
He gathers a crowd, but you only see insignificant ants, so what?!
You say: "I'm calling my homies right now, they're coming!"
You pull out your piece, but the piece is dry

Totally Fucked Up Sweaty Squashed Standing You're home alone, there's no sign of your parents,
You're waiting for your girlfriend, yes, this will be a nice evening,
Already ready, she'll call you as soon as she's on her way.
Then you hear a dish suddenly fall in the kitchen,
You hear footsteps on the stairs, hair stands on end.
You'd look into hell, but then the lights go out,
You start to think someone is watching you from the darkness.
Your phone starts ringing and it's an unknown number

Totally Fucked Up Sweaty Squashed Standing You take a math class and write lyrics,
Something about moving forward, yeah, the usual rap.
The class rapper, others have been writing for a long time, asking girls out,
But you were born this way, you have the true essence.
Mom thinks it's better to rap than smoke weed
And under the Christmas tree you get studio time. Well
Cool!
But you're scared to be alone, you take a friend with you,
But there's no beat, your throat is dry, your voice is trembling,
When you're at the mic

Totally Fucked Up Sweaty Squashed Standing You don't deal with envelopes, you're not a doctor,
You're the first rocket, you own the controlling stake.
You have so much money that you use it as wallpaper.
At the Song Festival in Mežaparks with a little earpiece on your jacket.
When you were in the Komsomol, you didn't dream
Of a free Latvia, presidency and a python in a terrarium.
You barely know how to say "hot
Dog" in English,
But in Washington everyone wants you to give a speech,
But you...

Totally Fucked Up Sweaty Squashed Standing You're ugly as hell, but you earn a decent living
So when you see a beautiful lady, you don't pee and run.
You approach, you start talking, you know how to start a flirt,
Years of honed technique, like everything is in the bag.
This is your night, you have a gorgeous lady beside you,
Perfect shape, kinky thoughts come to your mind.
She smiles coquettishly and takes off her clothes,
And then you realize it's a lady with a penis (he-he)

Totally Fucked Up Sweaty Squashed Standing You find a nice apartment on SS.lv,
Old house, creaky floor, but a brilliant deal.
Gotta take it, now!
First day, well, everything's fine,
But some mystical portraits are hanging on the walls.
In the middle of the night invisible hands pull the curtains,
And voices buried behind your house whisper your name from the bed.
Cups are flying around, owls are hooting in the closet
And you think: "Shit, man, this is gonna be bad,
I have a contract for six months."
You

Totally Fucked Up Sweaty Squashed Standing When everyone stares when they see you in the building;
When a guy in a tracksuit asks you "What time is it?";
When they tell you what a snitch your homie was
And the State Police follow you on Twitter;
When you write "damn it" after every sentence, every word
And you see your mom register on Facebook;
When it's a hot summer day and it's only cool in the club,
You're riding a full bus and suddenly you need to pee.
Then you...

Totally Fucked Up Sweaty Squashed Standing