Текст и перевод песни Eevil Stöö - No Malice

No Malice

Mul on käärme nimelt Kaitsu, se on kait kobra
Se on vaarallinen veijari, kiinni laita loota
Mul on myös undulaatti, sen lempinimi Kaappi
Se on isompi ku mun kakadu, padul taju hieno daami
Sit on tää kung fu panda, riidanhaastaja Amanda
Vantaanjokeen pääsee elämää kokee kala nimeltä Wanda
Musta pantteri Wakanda, ja sen kamu Valtteri mamba
Toiselt puuttuu raajat, toinen rampa, puuttuu jalka
Sit mul on lit tulilisko, sen nimi on tietty Sisko
Lempibiisi Thompson, se diskos dollareita visko
Mul on albiinokrokotiili, nimi Valkonen Tiili
Se hoiti hommii kasareil Miamissa, hoituu joka diili
Sit mun lemmikkihämis, vitun rasittava Janice
Se trollaa verkos, et Pusha T on paskempi ku Malice
Mul oli hamsteri nimelt Höpö ja sille maistu röpö
Se ahmi ittensä kuoliaaks, mut oli se kyllä söpö
Sit oli fretti nimelt Fredi, se oli kaikkeen valmis redi
Jos halus jotain se otti sen, let's get it
Mun naapurin kisu, sen nimi oli Krisu
Se oli salee kleptomaani, hävis mun akvaariost fisu
Tän fisun nimi oli Petra, ja se oli neontetra
Se oli helvetin hyvä uimaan, niinku Carmen Electra
Jäljellä vaan taistelukala, tough guy Tauno
Se ei pelännyt kisu-Krisuu, vaan päin naamaa nauroi
Sit mul on uskovainen hyönteinen, rukoilijasirkka
Sil on vahvat leuat, murskaks meni Pirkka
Pike oli kovakuoriainen, mut pohjimmiltaan herkkis
Se oli tree top piru, ja se bängäs minkä kerkis
Jauhomato vato Elvis kuuluu Mexican mafiaan
Se jäi jeijo diileist kiinni ja se lukittiin rasiaan
Rasavilli orava, OG Rahikainen
Söi harakka Hartikaisen jälkikasvun, ilkee paskiainen
Tyrannosaurus Rexi teki duunis hyvää gillaa
Iltasin Netflixis chillaa, pajareis kattoen Godzillaa
Vesikilpikonna Ronja, oli kunnon vesipää
Näykki kaikkee mikä liikku ja se jouduttii eristää
Punatulkku nimelt Thor, sil oli Napoleon kompleksi
Se vittuili Loki-lokille ja tietty Loki sen hoiteli
Vika mun eläinystävistä velociraptor Repa
Sil on kaikki hyvin, ota chillisti veli PETA

No Malice

I've got a snake named Kaitsu, it's a cobra
It's a dangerous beast, lock it up in a box
I also have a budgie, his nickname is Kaappi
He's bigger than my cockatoo, a beautiful lady
Then there's this kung fu panda, a brawler named Amanda
Wanda the fish gets to experience life in the Vantaa River
Black Panther Wakanda, and her friend Valtteri Mamba
One is missing limbs, the other is lame, missing a leg
Then I have a cute lizard, her name is Sisko
Favorite song is "Thompson", it throws dollars in the disco
I have an albino crocodile, named Valkonen Tiili
He handled business in Miami in the 80s, taking care of every deal
Then my pet tarantula, a really annoying Janice
She trolls online, saying that Pusha T is worse than Malice
I had a hamster named Höpö and he liked to eat
He stuffed himself to death, but he was cute
Then there was a ferret named Fredi, he was ready for anything
If he wanted something, he took it, let's get it
My neighbor's cat, his name was Krisu
He was definitely a kleptomaniac, he stole my fish from the aquarium
This fish's name was Petra, and she was a neon tetra
She was a hell of a swimmer, like Carmen Electra
All that's left is the fighting fish, tough guy Tauno
He wasn't afraid of Krisu the cat, but laughed in his face
Then I have a religious insect, a praying mantis
She has strong jaws, Pirkka was crushed
Pike was a beetle, but a softie at heart
He was a treetop devil, and he banged what he could
Elvis the mealworm belongs to the Mexican mafia
He got caught in the drug trade and got locked in a box
Fat squirrel, OG Rahikainen
Ate the offspring of Hartikainen the magpie, nasty bastard
Tyrannosaurus Rex did a good job at work
In the evenings on Netflix, chills watching Godzilla with beef legs
Water turtle Ronja, had a real hydrocephalus
Bit everything that moved and had to be isolated
Robin named Thor, had a Napoleon complex
He bitched at Loki the magpie and of course Loki took care of it
The last of my animal friends is velociraptor Repa
He's all good, take it easy brother PETA