Текст и перевод песни El Perro - El Chicloso

El Chicloso

Dices que tienes miedo conmigo hacer el amor
Que un embarazo a tu edad, para ti, sería lo peor
Y yo lo entiendo, tampoco quiero un bebesito, pero
No habrá bebito si te doy por el chiquito
Por el "Rasca-huele", por el "Sisirisco"
Por el "Ojo de pollo", por el "Asterisco"
Por ese que parece boca de abuela
Una máquina que produce Nutella
Lo llaman "Anastasio", también "Moño de Globo"
El "Mil Arrugas", el "Aniz", el "Yo-yo"
El "No Me Niegues", el "Chiquistrikis"
No más dame luz verde pa′ poder irme bien riquis
Tú no tienes que preocuparte de nada
Presta el "Anormal", la "Araña Pisada"
No tengas miedo, presta el "Sin Esquinas"
Si quieres hasta compramos vaselina

Dicen que por el "Anillo" no hay chiquillo
Que por el "Fundillo" no tendrás morrillo
Que si todavía no quieres un mocoso
Es mejor que te dejes por el "Chicloso"
Dicen que por el "Chimuelo" no hay chicuelo
Que por el ano no tendrás un enano
Dicen que por el "Anillo" no hay chiquillo
Que por el "Fundillo" no tendrás morrillo

No tengas miedo, te lo voy a hacer despacio
Voy a tratar con cariño al "Anastasio"
Le llaman el "Anubis", el "Ojo de Payaso"
La "Máquina de Churros", el "Mofle", el "Balazo"
El "Me Das Miedo", el "Cubanito"
El "Pastelero", el "Apretadito"
Cuando te abrazo por la espalda y sentimos el roce
Yo sé que tose porque me conoce
Yo sé que es de tus más duras decisiones
Pero si me amas, entonces presta el "Corta-mojones"
Pa' que lo entiendas, te lo digo en mil idiomas
Presta el "Sin Dientes", el "Mil Aromas"

Dicen que por el "Anillo" no hay chiquillo
Que por el "Fundillo" no tendrás morrillo
Que si todavía no quieres un mocoso
Es mejor que te dejes por el "Chicloso"
Dicen que por el "Chimuelo" no hay chicuelo
Que por el ano no tendrás un enano
Dicen que por el "Anillo" no hay chiquillo
Que por el "Fundillo" no tendrás morrillo

Dicen que por el "Anillo" no hay chiquillo
Que por el "Fundillo" no tendrás morrillo
Que si todavía todavía no quieres un mocoso
Es mejor que te dejes por el "Chicloso", baby

The Sticky One

You say you're afraid to make love to me
That a pregnancy at your age, for you, would be the worst thing ever
And I understand, I don't want a little baby either, but
There won't be a baby if I give it to you through the little one
Through the "Scratch-and-sniff", through the "Sizzle-wiggle"
Through the "Chicken eye", through the "Asterisk"
Through that one that looks like a grandma's mouth
A machine that produces Nutella
They call it "Anastasio", also "Balloon Knot"
The "Thousand Wrinkles", the "Anise", the "Yo-yo"
The "Don't Deny Me", the "Tiny Twister"
Just give me the green light so I can go to town
You don't have to worry about anything
Lend me the "Abnormal", the "Stepped-on Spider"
Don't be afraid, lend me the "No Corners"
If you want, we can even buy Vaseline

They say that through the "Ring" there's no little one
That through the "Little Fund" you won't have a little brat
That if you still don't want a little rugrat
It's better to let yourself go through the "Sticky One"
They say that through the "Chipped Tooth" there's no little kid
That through the anus you won't have a dwarf
They say that through the "Ring" there's no little one
That through the "Little Fund" you won't have a little brat

Don't be afraid, I'm going to do it to you slowly
I'm going to treat "Anastasio" with care
They call it the "Anubis", the "Clown Eye"
The "Churro Machine", the "Muffler", the "Bullet"
The "You Scare Me", the "Little Cuban"
The "Baker", the "Tight One"
When I hug you from behind and we feel the rub
I know it coughs because it knows me
I know it's one of your toughest decisions
But if you love me, then lend me the "Turd Cutter"
So you understand, I'm telling you in a thousand languages
Lend me the "Toothless", the "Thousand Aromas"

They say that through the "Ring" there's no little one
That through the "Little Fund" you won't have a little brat
That if you still don't want a little rugrat
It's better to let yourself go through the "Sticky One"
They say that through the "Chipped Tooth" there's no little kid
That through the anus you won't have a dwarf
They say that through the "Ring" there's no little one
That through the "Little Fund" you won't have a little brat

They say that through the "Ring" there's no little one
That through the "Little Fund" you won't have a little brat
That if you still still don't want a little rugrat
It's better to let yourself go through the "Sticky One", baby