Elvis Costello and The Brodsky Quartet - This Offer Is Unrepeatable текст песни

Текст песни This Offer Is Unrepeatable - Elvis Costello , Brodsky Quartet



Don't send any money!
Your fate has no price
Ignore at your peril this splendid advice
An invaluable link in an infinite chain
An offer like this will just not come again
You wish you had women to charm and bewitch
Power of life and death over the rich
Young girls will be swooning
Because you're exciting them
Not only fall at your feet but be biting them
Guaranteed, guaranteed to capture your breath
Or just possibly scare you to death
Sign it and seal it and send it to friends
Don't mention my name
Don't make any long term plans
In thirty-six hours your fortunes will change
Your best friends won't know you
And neither will strangers
Do not keep this letter
It must leave your hand
You have been selected from over five thousand
A twister and dupe will bamboozle or hoodwink you
I can't say more it would only confuse you
The wine they will offer will go to your head
You'll start to see double in fishes and bread
Guaranteed, guaranteed for a lifetime or more
Guaranteed for this world and the next
Guaranteed, guaranteed for the world and its mother
Cherish this life as you won't get another one
Unless you should take up this fabulous offer
Don't leave it too late or you'll be bound to suffer
Woebetide anyone so woebegone
You won't know you're born or about to pass on
You'll never get tired
You'll never get bored
By the way I just hope you're insured
And if you're not satisfied
If you want more
We can always provide an improved overture
Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable
This offer is unrepeatable
Your troubles will vanish
Your tears will dry
Your blessing will just multiply
Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable
This offer is unrepeatable
Guaranteed, guaranteed to bring fortune and favor
A riot of colours and flavours
Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable
This offer is unrepeatable
Would I lie to you? Would I sell you a dud?
Just sign on the line. Could you possibly write it in
Blood?



Авторы: Macmanus, Cassidy, Brodsky Quartet


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