Текст и перевод песни Eric El Niño - Mi Parte del Pastel

Mi Parte del Pastel

Llege a esa mesa
Con mi tipico apetito a Z
Me hablaron de un pastel ¡imagine la receta!

Me digieron:
Pronto tendra su parte

Dije:
Muy bien pero confesarles
Que soy un baluarte y que apesar de mi hambre
Jamas cambiaria mi playera por un pedaso de estambre

No se preocupe le damos la razon
Pero no puede prohibirse deleitar de este sazon

No se mi paladar es exigente
Y jamas eh comido por quedar bien con la gente
Vine hasta aqui en busca de un palatillo bueno
Pero se que en vez de vino me podrian dar veneno

Por favor lo primero es la clientela
Cuidamos a detalle del cabiar hasta la tela de mantel
Que como puede ver es caro y muy fino
Eso sin mencionar a las estrellas que an venido

Si se muy bien quien lo frecuenta
Y que Cael Hinoji y Robbie Williams nunca pagan cuenta
Pero entiendan que me da igual un gansito de la tienda
Lo que busco es beneficio pero no lo veo en su oferta

Camarada por favor no pierde nada
Cuando sea sea gentil que dice de una cucharada

Bueno esta bien pero que sea azucarera
No quisiera empalagarme y vomitar sobre la mesa

Sigo con diarrea verbal
Problema gastroexistencial
Que no me deja en paz
Por que 2 años atras
Visite ese restaurante
Donde sirven el pastel
Acompañado de lecsante

My Share of the Pie

I came to that table
With my typical appetite for Z
They told me about a pie, imagine the recipe!

They told me:
You'll have your share soon

I said:
Very well, but I confess to you
That I am a bulwark and that despite my hunger
I would never trade my shirt for a piece of twine

Don't worry, we agree with you
But you can't forbid yourself from delighting in this flavor

I don't know, my palate is demanding
And I have never eaten to please people
I came here looking for a good dish
But I know that instead of wine they could give me poison

Please, the customer comes first
We take care of every detail, from the caviar to the fabric of the tablecloth
Which, as you can see, is expensive and very fine
Not to mention the stars who have come

Yes, I know very well who frequents it
And that Cael Hinoji and Robbie Williams never pay the bill
But understand that I don't care about a cheap sandwich from the store
What I'm looking for is profit, but I don't see it in your offer

Comrade, please don't waste anything
When you are gentle, what do you say to a spoonful?

Okay, but let it be a sugar bowl
I wouldn't want to get sick and vomit all over the table

I'm still suffering from verbal diarrhea
Existential gastrointestinal problem
That doesn't leave me alone
Because 2 years ago
I visited that restaurant
Where they serve the pie
Accompanied by a leech