Текст и перевод песни Erste Allgemeine Verunsicherung - Leckts mi II

Leckts mi II

Ref:
Leckts mi do am oarsch
Ihr alle miteinander
Lasst's mi in ruah
Für 10 minuten nur...
...lasst's mi nur in ruah!

I mach ja ois, was a mensch wie i nur tun kann
I hackl jeden tog - kumm ham irgendwann
Do hör i schon die stimm von da oidn im flur
"Wo warst so lang? - warst schon wieder bei der hur?"

Ref:
Leckts mi do am oarsch
Ihr alle miteinander
Lasst's mi in ruah
Für 10 minuten nur...
...lasst's mi nur in ruah!

Mei' bua sagt: "voda hurch zua, i brauch dein wagn
Weil i hab mein zerlegt - und mua? dringend weg"
Mei tochter sagt zu mir, dass i grossvoda wia
Ihr freund liegt in mein bett und sauft grad mein letztes bier

Ref:
Leckts mi do am oarsch
Ihr alle miteinander
Lasst's mi in ruah
Für 10 minuten nur...
...lasst's mi nur in ruah!

I sauf mi an - weil i des ois nimmer aushoit
In der nächsten bar und kriag wieder warm und kalt
Der ane raucht die tschik von mir, da nadre sauft mein wein
Und weil's mi kennen ruafn's: hearst, lad uns glei alle ein!

Ref:
Leckt's mi do am oarsch
Und geht's gemeinsam scheiss'n
I bin net der schorsch
Weil der tät' euch ane reissn
Leckt's mi do am oarsch
Und küsst mich in den zwickl
I brauch kane wickl
Weil man pickel kriagt davon.
...und zwar am oarsch

Leckt's mi do am oarsch
I glaub, i fahr nach rio
Dort spielt's "oh sole mio"
Und ihr trotteln bleibt's daham

Lick Me There II

Chorus:
Lick me there in the arse
All of you together
Leave me alone
For only 10 minutes...
...just leave me alone!

I do everything a guy like me can only do
I work every day - come home sometime
Then I hear the voice of that old guy in the hall
"Where were you so long? - were you with a hooker again?"

Chorus:
Lick me there in the arse
All of you together
Leave me alone
For only 10 minutes...
...just leave me alone!

My son says: "dad listen, I need your car
Because I crashed mine - and I really have to go"
My daughter tells me that I'd be a great-grandfather
Her boyfriend is lying in my bed, drinking my last beer

Chorus:
Lick me there in the arse
All of you together
Leave me alone
For only 10 minutes...
...just leave me alone!

I get drunk - because I can't stand it anymore
In the next bar, I get warm and cold again
One guy is smoking my cigarette, another guy is drinking my wine
And because they know me, they call out: hey, invite us all!

Chorus:
Lick me where the monkey bites
And go to hell together
I'm not George
Coz he would beat the crap out of you
Lick me where the monkey bites
And kiss me on my butt
I don't need a diaper
Coz they give you pimples
...on your butt

Lick me where the monkey bites
I think I'll go to Rio
They play "Oh Sole Mio" there
And you idiots stay at home