Текст и перевод песни Ertebrekers - Amanda

Amanda

Ginne bacardie mo amanda
Ginne snickers mo nen appel
Ginne vamos a la playa
Ik ben winner lik dana

Ik goa koken vandoage, ovenschotel met olles
Mjir groentjes up de noene, minder brol up de moage
Ik goa 't anders doene, eigen programma moaken
Lekkere gerechjes moaken, en wuk en we geljird vandage
Ip tv geroaken, eten met de boazen
Road geven an de kijkers oe daj kunt vermoageren, voor ol de gezinnen
De dubbele kinnen, jefferson brengt de zin voe de welgezinde

Ginne bacardie mo amanda
Ginne snickers mo nen appel
Ginne vamos a la playa
Gin dafalgans ip min nachtkastje

Ben angeroaden voe te stoppen met drinkn
Omdak mie ongepast gedroege in de betere kringn
Omdak te ludde ginge klappen en zingn
Omdak vee te dikkels wakker wiere met nieuwe kneuzing
Ben aangeraden voe te stoppen met smuoren
Omdak deur 't piepen van min longen min tinitis nimmi kost uorn
Omdat de minsen drunder oltit an stuorden
Ok ik min asse wegtikte over de chique taluorn

Ginne bacardie mo amanda
Ginne snickers mo nen appel
Ginne vamos a la playa
Gin dafalgans ip min nachtkastje

Ki ton beslist voe te stoppen met seks
Wan volgens mie is 't nie hygienisch en onnuodig complex
Komter nog bie dak allergisch benne an aids
Ik ki niks met bondage en ol lat ston met latex
Kgo nimmer oasmen want dat i niet gezond
En dan moet oltit passeren langs min neuze of min mond
Asem zorgt er vuorn dat u otorutte beduomd
Oi nie ziet woa dai riet ton vlamdje van de afgrond

Ginne bacardie mo amanda
Ginne snickers mo nen appel
Ginne vamos a la playa
Gin dafalgans ip min nachtkastje

Liefst ginne koater up ne zoaterdagvoornoene
Goan trainen en goan eten, ja da ga kik doene
Strak in t pak mo me losse kleren broere
Lekker relaxed, voe dak vertrekke goak mie douchen
En moestje goeste en voe mee te goan moej moa roepen
En vergeet jenne anddoek nie, flesse woater en ne koeke
Zweten en vloeken en up elkaar zitn roepen,
In een positieve zin, voe de vooruit moej olles doene

Ik voele mie magnifique,
So fresh so clean, evolutie int kwadraat baybee
Ziej mie up de televies, ej, ej mie gezien, up reyers loat baybee

Ela, eeeeela!
Get nog moa juste warm gegeten en zit ol weer in de kasse
Ej bluft daarvan!

Amanda

No more Bacardi, my Amanda
No more Snickers, just an apple
No more "Vamos a la playa"
I'm a winner, like Dana

I'm cooking today, a casserole with everything
More veggies on the plate, less junk in the stomach
I'm gonna do things differently, make my own program
Make delicious dishes, and what a feast we'll have today
Get on TV, eat with the bosses
Give advice to viewers on how to lose weight, for all families
The double chins, Jefferson brings the message for the well-intentioned

No more Bacardi, my Amanda
No more Snickers, just an apple
No more "Vamos a la playa"
No more Dafalgan on my nightstand

I've been advised to quit drinking
Because I behaved inappropriately in the better circles
Because I started clapping and singing too loudly
Because I woke up too often with new bruises
I've been advised to quit smoking
Because I can't hear my tinnitus anymore due to the wheezing of my lungs
Because people were always complaining downstairs
Also, I flicked my ashes on the fancy carpets

No more Bacardi, my Amanda
No more Snickers, just an apple
No more "Vamos a la playa"
No more Dafalgan on my nightstand

So I decided to quit sex
Because I think it's unhygienic and unnecessarily complex
Besides, I'm allergic to AIDS
I don't like bondage and all that latex stuff
I'll never breathe again because it's unhealthy
And it always has to pass through my nose or my mouth
Breathing makes your car windows fog up
You can't see where you're going, then the little flame falls off the cliff

No more Bacardi, my Amanda
No more Snickers, just an apple
No more "Vamos a la playa"
No more Dafalgan on my nightstand

Preferably no hangover on a Saturday morning
Go work out and eat, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do
Fit in the suit but with loose clothes, bro
Nice and relaxed, I'm gonna take a shower before I leave
And if you feel like coming along, just shout
And don't forget your towel, water bottle, and a snack
Sweating and cursing and yelling at each other,
In a positive way, you have to do everything for progress

I feel magnificent,
So fresh, so clean, evolution squared, baby
See me on TV, hey, hey, you saw me, on Reyers Laat, baby

Ela, eeeeela!
Just finished a warm meal and I'm already back in the car
You love that!