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Remodelación Facial (Cumbia Versátil)

Que no se caiga el ritmo
Ay, ay

Y esta historia
Que les voy a contar
Es una historia
De la vida real
Ja, ja, ja
Real

La conocí
Me enamoré
Y al poco tiempo una boda yo planeé

Y me casé
Y le compré
Una casita con dinero que junté

Lo raro es que
Ni su papá
Ni su mamá se parecían a mi mujer

Es o no es
Su hija, no sé
Y para no ofenderla, no le pregunté

Pero pongan mucha atención
Lo que pasó

Justo al año de casados ella tuvo a la bebé
Pero pare usted oreja con lo que yo le diré
En nada se parecía la criatura a mi mujer
Eran bastante distintas y a comentar me animé

Y le dije a mi mujer
¿Oye, mujer?

"La bebé, la bebé no se parece a ti
No se parece a ti, no se parece a ti
La bebé, la bebé no se parece a ti
No se parece a ti, no se parece a ti"

Y mi mujer me contesta
De esta manera (de qué manera)

Es que me operé
Me quité un poquito aquí
Me quité un poquito allá
Me respingué la nariz
Sin nada de cicatriz

Parpados, mentón
Un diseño de sonrisa
Yo quería quedar bonita
Como mi amiga Melisa

Me quité grasita
En la cinturita
Me marqué el abdomen
Pa′ verme ma'cita

Me agrandé los senos
Porque estaban planos
Para que cupieran
Muy bien en tus manos

Remodelación facial
Es lo que se hacen ahora
Remodelación facial
En algunas es la moda

Aunque en nada se parezcan los bebés a su mamá
Aunque en nada se parezcan los bebés a su mamá

Si las mujercitas son hermosas desde que nacen
¡Válgame Dios!

Es que me operé
Me quité un poquito aquí
Me quité un poquito allá
Me respingué la nariz
Sin nada de cicatriz

Parpados, mentón
Un diseño de sonrisa
Yo quería quedar bonita
Como mi amiga Melisa

Me quité grasita
En la cinturita
Me marqué el abdomen
Pa′ verme ma'cita

Me agrandé los senos
Porque estaban planos
Para que cupieran
Muy bien en tus manos

Y luego me dice mi mujer
"¿Oye?
Pero tampoco se parece a ti"
Y yo le dije
Estas palabras (cuáles palabras)

"Es que me operé
Me quité un poquito aquí
Me quité un poquito allá
Me respingué la nariz
Sin nada de cicatriz

Parpados, mentón
Un diseño de sonrisa
Yo quería quedar galán
Para tu amiga Melisa

Me quité grasita
De la barriguita
Me afilé la cara
Me puse barbita

Me marqué el abdomen
Para los veranos
También soy amigo
De los cirujanos"

Remodelación facial
Es lo que se hacen ahora
Remodelación facial
En algunos es la moda

Aunque en nada se parezcan los bebés a su papá
Aunque en nada se parezcan los bebés a su mamá

Y cada quien hace
Con su vida
¡Lo que quiere!

Facial Remodeling (Versatile Cumbia)

Don't let the rhythm drop
Ay, ay

And this story
That I'm about to tell
Is a story
From real life
Ha, ha, ha
Real

I met her
I fell in love
And shortly after, I planned a wedding

And I got married
And I bought her
A little house with money I saved

The strange thing is
Not even her dad
Nor her mom looked like my wife

Is she or isn't she
Their daughter, I don't know
And to avoid offending her, I didn't ask

But pay close attention
To what happened

Exactly one year after we got married, she had the baby
But listen carefully to what I'm about to say
The creature didn't resemble my wife at all
They were quite different, and I dared to comment

And I said to my wife
"Hey, woman?"

"The baby, the baby doesn't look like you
She doesn't look like you, she doesn't look like you
The baby, the baby doesn't look like you
She doesn't look like you, she doesn't look like you"

And my wife answers me
In this way (in what way)

"It's just that I had surgery
I removed a little bit here
I removed a little bit there
I reshaped my nose
Without any scar"

"Eyelids, chin
A smile design
I wanted to be pretty
Like my friend Melissa"

"I removed some fat
From my waist
I defined my abdomen
To look hotter"

"I enlarged my breasts
Because they were flat
So they would fit
Very well in your hands"

Facial remodeling
It's what they do now
Facial remodeling
It's fashionable for some

Even though the babies don't look anything like their mom
Even though the babies don't look anything like their mom

If women are beautiful from birth
Good heavens!

"It's just that I had surgery
I removed a little bit here
I removed a little bit there
I reshaped my nose
Without any scar"

"Eyelids, chin
A smile design
I wanted to be pretty
Like my friend Melissa"

"I removed some fat
From my waist
I defined my abdomen
To look hotter"

"I enlarged my breasts
Because they were flat
So they would fit
Very well in your hands"

And then my wife says to me
"Hey?
But he doesn't look like you either"
And I said to her
These words (what words)

"It's just that I had surgery
I removed a little bit here
I removed a little bit there
I reshaped my nose
Without any scar"

"Eyelids, chin
A smile design
I wanted to be handsome
For your friend Melissa"

"I removed some fat
From my belly
I sharpened my face
I grew a beard"

"I defined my abdomen
For the summers
I'm also friends
With the surgeons"

Facial remodeling
It's what they do now
Facial remodeling
It's fashionable for some

Even though the babies don't look anything like their dad
Even though the babies don't look anything like their mom

And everyone does
With their life
Whatever they want!