Текст и перевод песни Espinoza Paz - Remodelación Facial

Remodelación Facial

Que no se caiga el ritmo
Haiyale

Esta historia
Que les voy a contar
Es una historia
De la vida real
Jajajajajaja real ja ja ja

La conocí, me enamoré
Y al poco tiempo una boda yo planeé
Y me case y le compre
Una casita con dinero que junte

Lo raro es que, ni su papa
Ni su mama se parecían a mi mujer
Es o no es su hija no se
Y para no ofenderla no le pregunte

Pero pongan mucha atención
Lo que paso

Justo al año de casados
Ella tuvo a la bebe
Pero pare usted oreja
Con lo que yo le diré

En nada de parecía
La criatura a mi mujer
Eran bastante distintas
Y a comentar me animé

Le dije a mi mujer
Oye mujer

La bebe, la bebe
No se parece a ti
No se parece a ti
No se parece a ti

La bebe, la bebe
No se parece a ti
No se parece a ti
No se parece a ti

Y mi mujer me contesta
De esta manera

Es que me opere
Me quite un poquito aquí
Me quite un poquito allá
Me respingue la nariz
Sin nada de cicatriz

Parpados menton
Un diseño de sonrisa
Yo quería quedar bonita
Como mi amiga Melisa

Me quite grasita
En la cinturita
Me marque el abdomen
Para verme macita

Me agrande los senos
Porque estaban planos
Para que cupieran
Muy bien en tus manos

Remodelación facial
Es lo que se hacen ahora
Remodelación facial
En algunas es la moda

Aunque nada se parezcan
Los bebes a su mamá
Aunque nada se parezcan
Los bebes a su mamá

Si las mujercitas son hermosas desde que nacieron
¡Válgame dios!

Es que me opere
Me quite un poquito aquí
Me quite un poquito allá
Me respingue la nariz
Sin nada de cicatriz

Parpados mentón
Un diseño de sonrisa
Yo quería quedar bonita
Como mi amiga Melisa

Me quite grasita
En la cinturita
Me marque el abdomen
Para verme macita

Me agrande los senos
Porque estaban planos
Para que cupieran
Muy bien en tus manos

Y luego me dice mi mujer
Oye
Pero tampoco se parece a ti
Y yo le dije estas palabras

Es que me opere
Me quite un poquito aquí
Me quite un poquito allá
Me respingue la nariz
Sin nada de cicatriz

Parpados, mentón
Un diseño de sonrisa
Yo quería quedar galán
Para tu amiga Melisa

Me quite grasita
De la barriguita
Me afile la cara
Me puse barbita

Me marque el abdomen
Para los veranos
También soy amigo
De los cirujanos

Remodelación facial
Es lo que se hacen ahora
Remodelación fácil
En algunos es la moda

Aunque nada se parezcan
Los bebes a su papá
Aunque nada se parezcan
Los bebes a su mamá

Y cada quien hace
Con su vida lo que quiere

Facial Remodeling

Don't let the rhythm drop
Come on!

This story
That I'm about to tell
Is a story
From real life
Hahahahaha real ha ha ha

I met her, I fell in love
And soon I planned a wedding
And I got married and bought her
A little house with the money I saved

The strange thing is, neither her dad
Nor her mom looked like my wife
Is she or isn't she their daughter, I don't know
And to avoid offending her, I didn't ask

But pay close attention
To what happened

Just a year after we got married
She had the baby
But listen closely
To what I'm going to tell you

The little one looked nothing
Like my wife
They were quite different
And I dared to comment

I told my wife
Hey, wife

The baby, the baby
Doesn't look like you
Doesn't look like you
Doesn't look like you

The baby, the baby
Doesn't look like you
Doesn't look like you
Doesn't look like you

And my wife answers me
Like this

It's just that I had surgery
I took a little bit off here
I took a little bit off there
I reshaped my nose
Without any scars

Eyelids, chin
A smile design
I wanted to be pretty
Like my friend Melissa

I removed some fat
From my waistline
I defined my abdomen
To look fit

I enlarged my breasts
Because they were flat
So they would fit
Perfectly in your hands

Facial remodeling
It's what they do now
Facial remodeling
It's the trend for some

Even though the babies don't look like
Their moms at all
Even though the babies don't look like
Their moms at all

If women are beautiful from birth
Good heavens!

It's just that I had surgery
I took a little bit off here
I took a little bit off there
I reshaped my nose
Without any scars

Eyelids, chin
A smile design
I wanted to be pretty
Like my friend Melissa

I removed some fat
From my waistline
I defined my abdomen
To look fit

I enlarged my breasts
Because they were flat
So they would fit
Perfectly in your hands

And then my wife tells me
Hey
But she doesn't look like you either
And I said these words to her

It's just that I had surgery
I took a little bit off here
I took a little bit off there
I reshaped my nose
Without any scars

Eyelids, chin
A smile design
I wanted to be handsome
For your friend Melissa

I removed some fat
From my belly
I sharpened my face
I grew a beard

I defined my abdomen
For the summers
I'm also friends
With the surgeons

Facial remodeling
It's what they do now
Facial remodeling
It's the trend for some

Even though the babies don't look like
Their dads at all
Even though the babies don't look like
Their moms at all

And everyone does
What they want with their lives