Текст и перевод песни Estopa - Ke pasa?

Ke pasa?

Ke Pasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Pero que pa que pa que pasa?
Que pasa que pasa pero que pasa?
Pero que pasa que pasa?
No kiero un Rey tan campechano
Yo kiero un principe enano
No kiero saber nada del balon mano
Que pa que pa que pasa?
Que pa que pasa que pa que pa que pasa?
Que pa que pasa que pasa que pasa?
Que pa que pasa que pa que pa que pasa?
Q pasa q pasa?
Ke pa ke pa ke pasa?
Que se ha caído una casa
Que han devuelto Rumasa
Y han subido las tasas
Que el Papa esta de guasa
¡que dice que hoy se casa!
Que hoy ha perdido el Barça
¡¿ke pasa!?
Q pa q pa q pasa?
Q pa q pasa?
Q pa q pa q pasa?
Q pa q pasa q pasa q pasa?
Q pa q pasa q pasa q pasa q pasa?
Ke hay demasiada gente,
Y gente que es demasiao
Se busca urgentemente
Quien reparta el bacalao
Dosis urgentes, metadona
En el mercao
Gentes ingentes
Paraos desamparaos
Mentes dementes
Que se creen importantes
Sientes que mienten
Y te ponen caliente, caliente
Caliente, caliente
Ke han bajado las ventas
Que torean en el infierno
Que dicen que hay tormenta
Que esta lloviendo en el cielo
El pan ya no alimenta
Carl Lewis ya no lo intenta
Kim Basinger ya tiene cincuenta
¡¿qué pasa!?
Pero q pasa q pasa?
Hay diarios incendiarios
Calendarios varios
Pa cada usuario
Hay notarios
Que le trae mal fario
El rollo milenario
¡aquí Lobo Estopario
Llamando a Super Mario!
Vente pal escenario
Que se están cargando
El barrio
Como un supositorio
Te llega mi espectro
De material etereo
Yo te canto mi temario
Te lo canto en estereo
Y te resulta mas notorio
Lleno está el cementerio
De cerebros precarios
Soy Perico Delgado
Y tu eres mi gregario
Eres algo inventado
Y yo el doctor Bacterio
Siempre eres el multado
Y yo el beneficiario
Tu mente es un poblado
Y la mia un imperio
¿¡pero que pasa!?
Pero q pa q pa q pasa?
Q pa q pasa q pasa q pasa?
Pero q pasa q pasa?
Q pa q pa q pa q pasa?
Q pasa ahora?
Kieres q te lo repita?.
Hay diarios incendiarios
Calendarios varios
Pa cada usuario
Hay notarios
Que le trae mal fario
El rollo milenario
¡aquí Lobo Estopario
Llamando a Super Mario!
Vente pal escenario
Que se están cargando
El Ke hay demasiada gente,
Y gente que es demasiao
Se busca urgentemente
Quien reparta el bacalao
Dosis, metadona
Gentes ingentes
Paraos desamparaos
Mentes dementes
Que se creen importantes
Sientes que mienten
Y te ponen
Q pasa?
Q pa q pa q pasa?
Pero q pa q pa q pasa?
Y te ponen?
Pero q pa q pa q pasa.?.

What's Up?

What's Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?
Why, oh why, what's going on?
What's happening, what's going on, why?
But seriously, what's up?
I don't want a King so folksy
I want a dwarf prince, you see
And handball? Not my cup of tea
Why, oh why, what's going on?
Why, oh why, what's happening, why?
What's going on, what's the deal, explain?
Why, oh why, what's happening, why?
What's up, what's up?
Why, oh why, what's going on?
A house has fallen down, it seems
Rumasa's back, or so it seems
And taxes? They've raised the seams
The Pope is joking, it appears
He says he's getting hitched today!
Barça lost the game today
What's up with that?!
Why, oh why, what's going on?
What's happening, why?
Why, oh why, what's going on?
What's going on, what's the deal, explain?
Why, oh why, what's happening, why?
There are too many people around,
And some, they're just too much, you see
We urgently need to find
Someone to share the cod, you and me
Urgent doses, methadone,
Down at the market square
Massive crowds roam,
Unemployed, with despair to share
Demented minds,
Thinking they're so grand
You feel their lies unwind,
And they get you all hot and bothered, understand?
Hot and bothered, hand in hand
Sales have gone down,
They're bullfighting in hell's domain
There's a storm coming, they proclaim,
It's raining up in heaven's plane
Bread no longer sustains,
Carl Lewis has given up the chase,
Kim Basinger's fifty, embrace,
What's up with that?!
But seriously, what's going on?
There are inflammatory papers,
Calendars of various kinds,
For every user you'll find,
There are notaries,
Bringing bad luck, it's true,
The millennial hoo-ha, boo hoo,
Here's Wolf Estopa, it's me and you,
Calling Super Mario!
Come on up to the stage, don't be slow,
They're destroying,
The neighborhood,
Like a suppository, understood?
My ethereal spectrum finds you,
Made of material so fine,
I sing my syllabus, it's true,
I sing it to you in stereo, so divine,
And it's more noticeable, you'll find,
The cemetery's filled to the brim,
With precarious brains, so grim,
I'm Perico Delgado, slim,
And you're my teammate, it's a whim,
You're something invented, it's clear,
And I'm Doctor Bacterio, my dear,
You're always the one getting fined,
And I'm the beneficiary, never behind,
Your mind's a village, confined,
And mine's an empire, one of a kind,
But what's going on?!
Why, oh why, what's going on?
What's happening, what's the deal, explain?
But seriously, what's up?
Why, oh why, what's happening, why?
What's up now?
Want me to repeat it somehow?
There are inflammatory papers,
Calendars of various kinds,
For every user you'll find,
There are notaries,
Bringing bad luck, it's true,
The millennial hoo-ha, boo hoo,
Here's Wolf Estopa, it's me and you,
Calling Super Mario!
Come on up to the stage, don't be slow,
They're destroying,
There are too many people around,
And some, they're just too much, you see
We urgently need to find
Someone to share the cod, you and me
Doses, methadone,
Massive crowds roam,
Unemployed, with despair to share
Demented minds,
Thinking they're so grand
You feel their lies unwind,
And they get you all
What's up?
Why, oh why, what's going on?
But seriously, what's happening, why?
And they get you all?
But seriously, what's going on?