Текст и перевод песни Eve - Philly Cheese Steak (skit)

Philly Cheese Steak (skit)

(Guy):
Gotta a girl that I think I′m gon love forever and forever we'll be together together
(Guy 2):
Who that my nigga U rax?
(Guy):
No motherf**kin doubt. Who that my man Fuquan top of fifth?
(Guy 2):
What up baby?
(Guy):
Ain′t nothin baby holdin it down out here blazin some of this Glenwood. I'm hungrier than a hostage dawg. I'm on my way to the store. Come with me real quick. Hey hey hey hey yo!
(Foreign guy):
What? All my money grippers.
(Guy):
Yeah it′s me baby. What′s goin on Ackman? You got any good cheese steaks?
(Foreign guy):
Ackman? My brother Ackman. My name is Raul.
(Guy):
Oh my fault Raul. What's up baby?
(Foreign guy):
No prob, let′s go.
(Guy):
Let me get a two Philly cheese steaks salt pepper ketchup mayonnaise fried onions...
(Foreign guy):
Hold up man. What type of motherf**kin shit? What the f**k you orderin some shit?
(Guy):
That's a Philly cheese steak man.
(Foreign guy):
I don′t know that part. You put garlic mayonnaise bell pepper.
(Guy):
Huh?
(Foreign guy):
And lettuce on a cheese steak.
(Guy):
No no you totally off now. Listen you don't know shit about Philly dawg.
(Foreign guy):
Listen no keep keep...
(Guy):
You don′t know shit about 28th and Jefferson
(Guy 2):
Philly steaks man.
(Foreign guy):
I know that part my cousin stay that part.
(Guy}:
21st and Siegal.
(Foreign guy):
My uncle build buildings there.
(Guy):
10th and Pappal.
(Foreign guy):
My stocks in the building there too.
(Guy):
Lehigh Avenue.
(Foreign guy):
I wear Levi's. You know I wear the Levi's.
(Guy):
I said Lehigh Avenue.
(Foreign guy):
You can′t tell me where I am from. I′m from Philly.
(Guy):
You're not from Philly.
(Foreign guy):
Philly. And the Philly top of the line. No you get the f**k out and go find the AK
(Guy):
Oh there you go with that AK shit again. Alright listen baby. I′m a holla back at ya. Now what I'm sayin.
(Foreign guy):
Okay motherf**ker. Money fret grip tight jeans.
(Guy 2):
This guy′s not from Philly man.
(Foreign guy):
I'm from Philly.
(Guy):
No Philly where we from.
(Foreign guy):
No Philly is where I am from.
(Guy):
Remember that.
(Guy 2):
Remember that nigga. F**k you and that cheese steak man.

Philly Cheese Steak (sketch)

(Guy):
J'ai une fille que je pense que j'aimerai pour toujours et pour toujours nous serons ensemble pour toujours
(Guy 2):
Qui est-ce mon pote U rax ?
(Guy):
Aucun putain de doute. Qui est-ce mon homme Fuquan top of fifth ?
(Guy 2):
Quoi de neuf ma belle ?
(Guy):
Il n'y a rien ma belle, je tiens le coup ici en fumant un peu de ce Glenwood. J'ai plus faim qu'un otage, mec. Je vais au magasin. Viens avec moi vite. Hey hey hey hey yo!
(Foreign guy):
Quoi ? Tout mon argent grippers.
(Guy):
Ouais, c'est moi ma belle. Qu'est-ce qui se passe Ackman ? Tu as de bons cheesesteaks ?
(Foreign guy):
Ackman ? Mon frère Ackman. Je m'appelle Raul.
(Guy):
Oh, excuse-moi Raul. Quoi de neuf ma belle ?
(Foreign guy):
Pas de problème, allons-y.
(Guy):
Laisse-moi prendre deux Philly cheese steaks sel poivre ketchup mayonnaise oignons frits...
(Foreign guy):
Attends mec. Quel genre de merde de putain ? Qu'est-ce que tu commandes de la merde ?
(Guy):
C'est un Philly cheese steak mec.
(Foreign guy):
Je ne connais pas cette partie. Tu mets de la mayonnaise à l'ail, du poivron.
(Guy):
Hein ?
(Foreign guy):
Et de la laitue sur un cheesesteak.
(Guy):
Non non, tu es complètement à côté de la plaque maintenant. Écoute, tu ne connais rien à Philly, mec.
(Foreign guy):
Écoute, non, garde garde...
(Guy):
Tu ne connais rien à la 28ème et Jefferson
(Guy 2):
Les steaks de Philly mec.
(Foreign guy):
Je connais cette partie, mon cousin reste dans cette partie.
(Guy}:
21ème et Siegal.
(Foreign guy):
Mon oncle y construit des bâtiments.
(Guy):
10ème et Pappal.
(Foreign guy):
Mes actions sont aussi dans le bâtiment là-bas.
(Guy):
Lehigh Avenue.
(Foreign guy):
Je porte des Levi's. Tu sais que je porte les Levi's.
(Guy):
J'ai dit Lehigh Avenue.
(Foreign guy):
Tu ne peux pas me dire d'où je viens. Je suis de Philly.
(Guy):
Tu n'es pas de Philly.
(Foreign guy):
Philly. Et le Philly haut de gamme. Non, tu te casse et tu vas chercher le AK
(Guy):
Oh, voilà que tu recommences avec ce truc de AK. Bon écoute ma belle. Je te rappellerai. Maintenant, ce que je dis.
(Foreign guy):
Ok, enfoiré. Argent fret poignée serrée jeans.
(Guy 2):
Ce mec n'est pas de Philly mec.
(Foreign guy):
Je suis de Philly.
(Guy):
Non, Philly d'où nous venons.
(Foreign guy):
Non, Philly, c'est d'où je viens.
(Guy):
Souviens-toi de ça.
(Guy 2):
Rappelle-toi ça, négro. Va te faire foutre toi et ce cheesesteak mec.