Текст и перевод песни Frankito Lopes - Meia e Feia-Feia Meia

Meia e Feia-Feia Meia

Essa historia e meia engraçada
A malvada tinha metro e meio de altura
E era meia careca, tche!
Eu paquerei uma dona mais bonita da cidade
Mas o defeitinho dela
Tudo nela era metade
Meia orelha, Meia boca
Andava meia cocunda
Meia surda, meia moca
Meia popa, meia bunda
Ela era meia feia
Meia feia, feia e meia
Juntando meia com feia
Ela era feia e meia
Meia coxa, meio joelho
Meia virilha, e meia...
Depois eu falo!
Quando falava com a gente
Com o jeito meio feio
Mostrava somente meio dente
Só sabia dizer meio
Meia zangado comigo
Meio me falou assim:
To meio de te gostando
Tu és meio feio pra mim
Ela era meia feia
Meia feia, feia e meia
Juntando meia com feia
Ela era feia e meia
Meia cintura
Meio imbigo
E pra baixo um pouquinho ela tinha meia...
Depois eu falo!
Quando eu me casei com ela
Meio contra a vontade
Ela sendo meia rica
Ia me dar a metade
A meia-noite e meia
Via coisa meia feia
Ela pelada na cama
Querendo dormir no meio
Ela era meia feia
Meia feia, feia e meia
Juntando meia com feia
Ela era feia e meia
Com a cabeça meia atordoado
Eu falava:
Oh, tem bão!
Vai ser feia assim no meio das beradas, tche!
Levantava meio tarde
Ficava meia engraçada
Vinha pro meio da meio da cama
Meia em pé, meia sentada
Fiquei meio apavorado
Com meio litro de cheio
Mandeia metade pra dentro
Então fiquei meio e meio
Ela era meia feia
Meia feia, feia e meia
Juntando meia com feia
Ela era feia e meia
Ela era meio surda do suvaco
Meia cega de uma perna
Meia manca de um zói
Eu fiquei meio casado
Meio solteiro também
E meio remediado
Com meio cheque de 100
Fiquei com meia saudade
Meio chifra achei pouco
Acabei com a outra metade
Ou eu ficava louco
Ela era meia feia
Meia feia, feia e meia
Juntando meia com feia
Ela era feia e meia
(Ela era meia feia)
(Meia feia, feia e meia)
(Juntando meia com feia)
(Ela era feia e meia)
Ela era meia feia
Meia feia, feia e meia
Juntando meia com feia
Ela era feia e meia
(Ela era meia feia)
(Meia feia, feia e meia)
(Juntando meia com feia)
(Ela era feia e meia)

Mea e Feia-Feia Mea

This story is half funny
The wicked one was five feet tall
And she was half bald, man!
I flirted with a lady who was the prettiest in town
But her little flaw was
Everything about her was half
Half an ear, Half a mouth
She walked half hunched over
Half deaf, half young lady
Half stern, half butt
She was half ugly
Half ugly, ugly and half
Putting half with ugly
She was ugly and half
Half thigh, half knee
Half groin, and half...
I'll tell you later!
When she talked to us
With her half ugly way
She only showed half a tooth
She only knew how to say half
Half angry with me
Half spoke to me like this:
I'm half liking you
You're half ugly to me
She was half ugly
Half ugly, ugly and half
Putting half with ugly
She was ugly and half
Half a waist
Half a navel
And down a little bit she had half a...
I'll tell you later!
When I married her
Half against my will
She being half rich
Was going to give me half
At half past midnight
I saw something half ugly
She was naked in bed
Wanting to sleep in the middle
She was half ugly
Half ugly, ugly and half
Putting half with ugly
She was ugly and half
With my head half dizzy
I said:
Oh, that's good!
You're going to be ugly like that in the middle of them!
She got up half late
She was half funny
She came to the middle of the bed
Half standing, half sitting
I was half scared
With half a liter of full
She sent half inside
So I was half and half
She was half ugly
Half ugly, ugly and half
Putting half with ugly
She was ugly and half
She was half deaf from her armpit
Half blind in one leg
Half lame in one eye
I was half married
Half single too
And half fixed
With a half check of 100
I was half longing
I thought half horns were few
I ended up with the other half
Or I would go crazy
She was half ugly
Half ugly, ugly and half
Putting half with ugly
She was ugly and half
(She was half ugly)
(Half ugly, ugly and half)
(Putting half with ugly)
(She was ugly and half)
She was half ugly
Half ugly, ugly and half
Putting half with ugly
She was ugly and half
(She was half ugly)
(Half ugly, ugly and half)
(Putting half with ugly)
(She was ugly and half)