Текст и перевод песни Fuckly - Plan Carré

Plan Carré

1er couplet

Imajié on plan caré èvè on gwo chato a la clé
On big caré a séparé a twa si sa pa té fwaré
6 chamb 2 salon 3 vidéo et 7 télé
Chain an lo diaman emrod
Ou ka gadé twop télé
(Ah)
Plan la té chuit pa té ni réson flip
Sé té ay speed mèt kaz la vide é pati speed
On plan profesionel on sèl alé pa ni ritounel
Ou pé vé ay la jol pa pran'y kon mwen pran'y a la personel
Bon
An té konfyans a 100%
An kartié la sé té dé bad dé vré an gwo dé gwo déman
Gwo déman ou fô déman désidéman
An pani chans an ba lé plen kalot
Nou fine pa ba'y nom é prénom
Pou on fwa an tê ni lokaz a kitê la vièy vi
Voyage, pétasse, caillasse wè sa sé la bel vi
Comandé koukoune o fast food
Achté action Hollywood
Être kalif a la plas du kalif kon Iznogoud
Mè toujou ni on mè ki ka fè ke plan la fwaré
Mé sa nou é vwè sa pli ta ô dézièm couplé

2e couplet

Dézièm couplé
Si balan la nou té a twa
Twa kont twa dwèt polis déssann si nou pa 4
Baléyaj ...
Jandam ka ...
Arestasyon bidon a yo pani tan diré six minit
Direcsyon pwent a pit
On réyél koud filé moins un
Évidaman an tayé la ou ka oublié ki moune an yé
Blempro la
On gwo cochon ki pa menm pé soté on bayè
Avè on gran longuè
Ki k1 kouri djèl ay an lè
Bla
Djèl ay bouwé si on founèt ki té ouvè ou vwè
Mè ka'w vé fè lè'w ni a fè èvè tèbè
Pouwtan an pa an blé
An sé on pro a pété bwa
Spesyalist a kofre for kébra bank exétéra
Mè la an pèd fwa
Dizon an aji kon amatè
Fim an mwen té pwan oska si an té pran pli bon aktè
Le lendemain matin
Pou an fwa an lévé gran bonè ou pa jan sav
O ka ou sé cramp la balansé mwen
Kom di kom fè
Si zè mwen dis pil polis gason
Enviwon 30 élico ou té ké kwè'w adan Léon
Sizé o balkon
O prèmié plan kon spèktatè
Kom la an on ti jan lass
Nou ké vwè sa o twazièm kouplé yo

3e couplet

3e séance
An ô cinéma è fanm an mwen
Nou té pou ay vwè Titanic
An fè nou pran on dot chimen
A première vue film la réel
Affich la pa tro débiel
Tit la
Ay si plan tou sèl gwada pwoduksyon n'o clan
Pétass an wen vénèr
An oublié fan té ba'y dwèt
Oho
Fim la té bad é an pa té ni sa na tèt ti mal
Si pa pli mal pou on fwa dwèt an pa fan mal
Normal lè nou ensamb an ka touvé tout fim couchal
Poukwa sé o sinéma
É ké anvi fè sinéma
Payé pou bwè saliv ou suiv
Sa sé plan sinéma
Toujou lé menm clima
Men an mwen ka sèvi termomèt
Lè le mineur pèd fwa le majeur ka vin pran la relèt
On dwèt long dè 6m èvè on diamèt dè 3m
Ambyans génital total dé men an mwen ka trampèt
Menm pa on jean C17
Ou byen Lévis salopèt
Sé yenki jip pli kout ki sa ou pé menm bay on rakèt
San kilot pa menm on string frè la a pa pou Janèt
Lè y ka désann lescalié la ka sipoté on pakèt
Imajiné kè y tombé plézi an mwen pa check li
Oho
Fo sovgardé réputasyon fuckly
Exitasyon ay biza
Sé swa si mwen ou si aktè la
Dènyé fwa an mèt on dwèt y di mwen oui spleen je suis à toi
Voilà
Wè
La vérité fin pa explozé
Fè mwen pèd fil an mwen adan on fim kon Keyser Soze
Fim la réyèl vo mié an té ay si plan tou sèl
7è fim la fin an fou'y a pyé sé lensensiel

Outro

C'est comme ça qu'on s'fait buter quelques fois
Bande de bites molles

Square Plan

1st Verse

Picture a square plan with a big castle at the end
A big square divided in three if it didn't fuck up
6 bedrooms, 2 living rooms, 3 VCRs and 7 TVs
Chain in diamonds emeralds
You watch too much TV
(Ah)
The plan was flawless, there was no reason to flip
It was at high speed to empty the crib and leave speed
A professional plan, a solo trip, no ritornello
You can want to go there, don't take it like I take it personally
Good
I was 100% confident
In the hood, it was two bad guys, two real ones, big plans
Big plans, you need decisive decisions
I have no luck, I give it full throttle
We didn't even give it a first and last name
For once, I had the opportunity to leave the old life behind
Trips, chicks, money, you see, that's the good life
Order cocaine or fast food
Buy Hollywood shares
Be the Caliph in place of the Caliph like Iznogoud
But there is always a but that makes the plan fail
But we'll see that later, in the second verse

2nd Verse

Second verse
If we were three in the balance
Three against three, the cops would have come down if we weren't four
Sweep ...
Gendarme is ...
Fake arrest, they didn't even have time to say six minutes
Direction Point-à-Pitre
A real runaway, minus one
Obviously, I cut and run, you forget who I am
The problem
A big pig who can't even jump a fence
With a great length
Who thought he could fly in the air
Bla
He thought he could drink through a window that was open, you see
But what do you want to do when you have to deal with idiots
However, I'm not an idiot
I'm a pro at breaking wood
Specialist in strongboxes for king cobras, banks, etc.
But this time I lost
Let's just say I acted like an amateur
The film I was in would have been an Oscar if I had picked better actors
The next morning
For once I woke up early, you never know
In case it was cramps that rocked me
Like they say, like they do
If I tell you lots of policemen
About 30 helicopters, you'd think you were in Leon
Sixteen on the balcony
In the foreground like spectators
As I am a tired little guy
We'll see that in the third verse

3rd Verse

3rd session
I'm at the cinema with my girl
We were going to see Titanic
I made us take another route
At first glance, the film is real
The poster isn't too bad
The title
Only Guadeloupe production can do that
My girl Venus
I forgot I had given her the finger
Oho
The movie was bad and I didn't even have a headache
If not worse, for once my finger doesn't hurt
It's normal, when we're together I find all the films cringy
Why is it at the cinema
And want to make a scene
Pay to drool and follow
That's the cinema plan
Always the same climate
But my hand is used as a thermometer
When the pinky loses, the middle finger takes over
A 6m long finger with a 3m diameter
Total genital atmosphere, both my hands are trumpets
Not even C17 jeans
Or Levi's dungarees
It's just skirts shorter than what you can even give a racket
Without panties, not even a thong, bro, this isn't for Janet
When they go down the stairs, they're carrying a package
Imagine if they fell, my pleasure, I don't check it
Oho
Gotta save Fuckly's reputation
Excitation for visas
It's either me or the actor
Last time, I put a finger in it, it said to me, yes, spleen, I'm yours
There you go
See
The truth didn't explode
Made me lose my thread in a movie like Keyser Soze
The real movie is better than if I had gone alone
After the 7th film, I'm crazy, it's essential

Outro

That's how we get screwed sometimes
Bunch of limp dicks