Текст песни 50 Ways to Say Goodbye (Bossa Nova Version) [Originally Performed By Train] - Gabriella Ross

My heart is paralyzed
My head was over sized
I'll take the highroad like I should!

You said it's meant to be
That it's not you, it's me
You're leaving now for my own good

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say:

She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntan
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me,
I'm no good at goodbyes!

She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me,
I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died...

My pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
Some day I'll find a love like yours
(A love like yours)

She'll think I'm Superman
Not super minivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say:

She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me,
I'm no good at goodbyes!

She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me,
I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died...

I wanna live a thousand lives with you
I wanna be the one you're dying to
Love... but you don't want to

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say:
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say:

She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntan
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me,
I'm no good at goodbyes!

She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me,
I'm all out of lies

She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me,
I'm no good at goodbyes!

She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me,
I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died