Текст и перевод песни Gafarock - Maya Rhapsody

Maya Rhapsody

Ini cerita bukan basa basi
Guwe tekankan bukan sekedar di nikmati
Otak waras luka karna ambisi
Ayo berkorban relakanlah hati
Biar lebih tenang lebih slow
Lebih santai pikir loe
Eh pas aku binggung dengarkan lah cerita ini...
Yuk mari.
Maya tampil beken
Juragan dagang karpet
Jual di pasar kaget
Maya banyak uang
Bekas istri jendral kini jande
Maya uwuuuu
Kepingin brondong muda
Yang wajahnya tampan kaya ronaldo
Jadido jadido
Bikin pusing tetangga
Bule makan geram
Setiap hari berkoar tingkah si janda kembang
Dumay makin jadi kontra dan pro
Sayembara si maya cari jodo
Maya uwuuuuuu
Banyak pemuda mendaftarakan diri tuk jadi calon
Ai semua kandidat bergaya maco
Sekarepmu sekarepmu belum tentu kamu jago
Ganteng ganteng gagah juga badan nya tinggi
Jangan gelo
Masih jomblo
Janggan juga penipo
Jagan bodooooo
Simaya pun mulai jadi juri
Simaya mulai memilah memilih
Pria mana yang akan mendampingi
Inikah si jomblo apakah jodo
Bissmillah oooo
Semoga dia jodo
Bissmillah badannya pun maco
Naudzubillah bukan pria loyo
Badannya maco
Dianya jomblo
Dia jodo...
Oh maya girang maya girang
Maya ketemu jodo
Bakal seru segera di gelar resepsi
Kawiiiin kawiiiiiiin
Semua di undang nikahan si maya aaaa
Semua bersukaria bercanda aaa
Uhh gile
Acara istimawe
Semua berdoa semoga mereka bahagia
Maya kini sedih
Ga pernah happy
Maya di kibuli
Ternyata suaminya banciiiii
Suaminya HOMO!!!!

Maya Rhapsody

This isn't just a casual story, babe.
I emphasize this isn't just something to be enjoyed.
A sane mind is wounded by ambition.
Let's sacrifice and give up our hearts.
To be calmer, slower.
More relaxed, you know.
Hey, when I'm confused, listen to this story...
Let's do it.
Maya is famous, you know.
A carpet merchant boss.
Selling in the surprise market.
Maya has a lot of money, honey.
A former general's wife, now a widow.
Maya is so cute.
She wants a young boy.
One whose face is handsome like Ronaldo's.
She does what she wants.
Makes the neighbors dizzy.
Foreigners eat their hearts out.
Every day, the flower widow is making a racket.
Dumay is becoming more and more of a source of contention.
Maya's contest to find a husband.
Maya is so cute.
Many young men are signing up to be candidates.
All the candidates are acting macho.
You want it, you want it, but that doesn't mean you're good.
Handsome, handsome, strong, and tall too.
Don't be crazy.
Still single.
Don't be a cheater either.
Don't be stupid.
Simaya starts being a judge.
Simaya starts sorting and choosing.
Which man will be her companion.
Is this the single guy, is he the one?
Bismillah, ooo.
Hopefully, he's the one.
Bismillah, his body is macho too.
Naudzubillah, he's not a weak man.
His body is macho.
He's single.
He's the one.
Oh, Maya is happy, Maya is happy.
Maya found her soulmate.
It'll be exciting, the reception will be held soon.
Wedding, wedding.
Everyone is invited to Maya's wedding, aaa.
Everyone is celebrating and joking, aaa.
Uhh, crazy.
A great event.
Everyone is praying for their happiness.
Maya is sad now.
Never happy.
Maya was tricked.
It turns out her husband is a she-male.
Her husband is GAY!!!!