Текст и перевод песни Georg Danzer - Der legendäre Wixer-Blues vom 7. Oktober 1976

Der legendäre Wixer-Blues vom 7. Oktober 1976

I hab ka Freundin, i hab ka Frau
I hab bei d'Weiber deb dauerhau
Auf mi schdehd kana
Ja kruzufix
Was soll i machn
I wix - sunst nix
Im gaunzn Gretzl wirds scho dazöhd
Dass mir da Biss bei den Hasn föhd
Sogoa de Blade aus der Trafik
Hab i verärgert durch ein Missgeschick
I kauf mir bei ihr a Pack'l Kent
Und denk ma: Mochst ihr ein Kompliment
I sag: Heasd g'füde, du bisd a Wüde
Drauf gibts ma ane und schbühd di Prüde
I hab ka Freundin, i hab ka Frau
I hab bei d'Weiber deb dauerhau
Auf mi schdehd kana
Ja kruzufix
Was soll i machn
I wix - sunst nix
Erst gestern bin i beim Wirt'n g'wesn
Und auf da Klowaund da hab i g'lesn
Die geile Sissi aus Margareten
Danebn di nummer, Anruf erbeten
No, i ned feig, ruaf durtn au
Und wirklich wahr, de Sissi is glei drau
I sag: Waßd eh, du schdehsd bei uns am Heisl
Drauf gibt's ma glei telefonisch den Weisl
I hab ka Freundin, i hab ka Frau
I hab bei d'Weiber deb dauerhau
Auf mi schdehd kana
Ja kruzufix
Was soll i machn
I wix - sunst nix
Sogoa de schiachn Praterhuan
Sagn: Schleich di Burli, bei uns hasd nix verluan
Es is ois waun i die Krätzn häd
I mach was foisch, nua was was i ned
Und de Moral, wauns ane gibt
Es geht nix eine, weil keine mich liebt
Drum mei devise: I streng mi goa ned an
Pfeif auf de Weiber - selbst ist der Mann

Wixer-Blues, October 7, 1976

I don't have a girlfriend, I don't have a wife
I'm always getting rejected by women
Nobody wants me
Jesus Christ
What should I do?
I masturbate - that's all
In the whole neighborhood it's already being talked about
That my dick is limp
Even the girls from the tobacconist's
I've pissed off with a mishap
I buy a pack of Kent from her
And think: Compliment her
I say: Hey honey, you're a cutie
She slaps me and calls me a prude
I don't have a girlfriend, I don't have a wife
I'm always getting rejected by women
Nobody wants me
Jesus Christ
What should I do?
I masturbate - that's all
Just yesterday I was at the bar
And on the bathroom wall I read
Horny Sissy from Margareten
Next to it the number, call requested
Well, I'm not a coward, I call there
And Sissy really is on the phone right away
I say: You know, you're standing in front of our house
Then I get the brush-off on the phone
I don't have a girlfriend, I don't have a wife
I'm always getting rejected by women
Nobody wants me
Jesus Christ
What should I do?
I masturbate - that's all
Even the ugly hookers in the Prater
Say: Get lost, loser, you're not getting anything from us
It's as if I had the clap
I'm doing something wrong, but I don't know what
And the moral, if there is one
Leave me alone, because nobody loves me
That's why my motto is: I don't even try
To hell with women - man is his own master