Текст и перевод песни Georg Danzer - Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law

Es kommt immer anders als ma denkt
Es kommt immer anders als ma denkt
Es kommt immer alles anders
Immer alles anders
Alles anders als ma denkt
Schaut′s mi an, huacht's genau:
Es geht immer schief, was schiefgeh kau
Halt′s des ned für a geschwätz
Des is ein naturgesetz
Des haßt schlicht und afoch: murphy's law
Und des geht so:
Wann was schief geh kann, dann geht's a schief ...
Es is ned so afoch wia ma glaubt
Es is ned so afoch wia ma glaubt
Es is alles ned so afoch
Alles ned so afoch
Ned so afoch wia ma glaubt
Owa jo, samma froh
Weu so mancher wär ja sonst ned do
Doch des schicksal macht gern witz
Und schlagt zua als wia da blitz
Des versteht ma unter murphy′s law:
Wann was schief geh kann, dann geht′s a schief ...
Es kann alles no vü schlimmer wern
Es kann alles no vü schlimmer wern
Es kann alles no vü schlimmer
Alles no vü schlimmer
Immer no vü schlimmer wern
Sowieso, holleroh
Is doch scheh, daß ma a pech ham kau
Weu ganz ohne mißgeschick
Warat's fad, aber zum glück
Is verlaß auf mister murphy′s law
Wann was schief geh kann, dann geht's a schief ...
Sagt′s ned: mist, weu ihr wißt
Einiges, was schiefgegangen ist
Machert uns des leben schwer
Wann's ned schiefgegangen wär
Dieser murphy war ein optimist

Murphy's Law

It always happens differently than you think
It always happens differently than you think
It always happens differently
Always different
Everything is different than you think
Look at me, honey:
Everything that can go wrong will go wrong
Don't think it's just talk
This is a law of nature
It simply means: Murphy's Law
And it goes like this:
If something can go wrong, it will ...
It's not as easy as you think
It's not as easy as you think
It's not all that easy
Not so easy
Not as easy as you think
But yes, let's be happy
Because many wouldn't be here without it
But fate likes to play jokes
And strikes like lightning
That's what Murphy's Law means:
If something can go wrong, it will ...
Things can always get much worse
Things can always get much worse
Things can always get much worse
Everything is much worse
Always get much worse
Anyway, holleroh
It's fate that we can have bad luck
Because without a mishap
It would be boring, but fortunately
We can rely on Mr. Murphy's Law
If something can go wrong, it will ...
Don't say: damn, because you know
Some things have gone wrong
It's making our lives difficult
If it hadn't gone wrong
This Murphy was an optimist