Текст и перевод песни Grupo Exterminador - Narices De A Gramo

Narices De A Gramo

Qué hubo, vale
Vengo del puritito Michoacán
Vengo de pasada
Me cuadra el nombre de esta cantina
Y el ambiente que hay aquí
Y me gustaría echarme unas cervezas con usted
¿Qué le parece?
Pos me parece bien
Yo se las invito
En la Cantina del Chupe
En la ciudad de Durango
Entré a echarme unas cervezas
De sed me andaba secando
Me la invitó un buen amigo
Que ahí se hallaba pisteando
Después de dos, tres cervezas
Me fui derechito al grano
Le dije: "¿a qué horas se mocha?
Invíteme para el baño
Ni modo que no le ponga
Si tiene nariz de a gramo"
Me adivinó el pensamiento
Ya lo traía aquí en la mano
Aquí mismo le ponemos
No necesita ir al baño
¿Pa' qué se enconde, mi amigo?
Aquí mismo nos la hechamos
Por algo existen los dichos
Y los refranes me gustan
Porque clarito lo dice
"Dios los crea y ellos se juntan"
No me gustan los culebras
Que de la nada se asustan
Tengo narices de a gramo
Y el nombrecito me queda
Usted tampoco, mi amigo
No canta mal las rancheras
Usted la absorbe a dos metros
Como si fuera manguera
No piense usted que con eso
Voy a hacerme el ofendido
Al contrario, me da gusto
Por haberlo conocido
Y conste que no hago ronda
A cual desquier individuo
Todo es puro cotorreo
Y aquí todo está tranquilo
Y si se acaba la bolsa
Ahí en el carro está un kilo
Al fin ya estamos entrados
Este rollo hay que seguirlo
Con esta nos despedimos
Y a ver qué día nos juntamos
En la Cantina del Chupe
Que agusto nos la pasamos
Y aquí está la crema y nata
De los narices de a gramo

Grams of Nose

Hey there, lady
I'm from all the way in Michoacán
I'm just passing through
I like the name of this bar
And the atmosphere in here
And I'd like to have a few beers with you
What do you think?
Well, I think that's fine
I'll buy them for you
At the Cantina del Chupe
In the city of Durango
I went in to have a few beers
I was getting thirsty
A good friend of mine bought me one
Who was there drinking
After two or three beers
I went straight to the point
I said: "What time do you start smoking?
Invite me to the bathroom
There's no way I'm not going to offer you some
If you have a gram of nose
He guessed what I was thinking
He already had it here in his hand
We'll do it right here
You don't need to go to the bathroom
Why are you hiding, my friend?
We'll do it right here
There's a reason for these sayings
And I like the proverbs
Because they say it clearly
"God creates them and they get together"
I don't like snitches
Who get scared out of nowhere
I have a gram of nose
And the little name fits me
Neither do you, my friend
You don't sing rancheras badly
You suck it up from two meters away
Like a hose
Don't think that with that
I'm going to be offended
On the contrary, I'm glad
To have met you
And let it be known that I don't just go around
With just any guy
It's all just joking around
And everything here is chill
And if the bag runs out
There's a kilo in the car
We're already in it
We have to keep this roll going
We'll say goodbye with this
And let's see when we get together again
At the Cantina del Chupe
We had a great time
And here's the cream of the crop
Of the grams of nose