Текст и перевод песни HYADAIN feat. ディスクン星人 - リア充ってこんなもんだっけ

リア充ってこんなもんだっけ

I've never fallen in love.
Betrayer! My Friend!
You got a girlfriend!
リア充って こんなもんだっけ
付き合って 三ヶ月 たつのに
手も握れない (マジで)
マジで (ありえねーって)
溜まってく ストレスと アレ!
友達のくせ ぬけがけ
彼女 いない歴 イコール 年齢
共感!? ムリ!(助けろよ!) ムリムリ!
ゼイタクは敵です!
なんで 毎日 メールしてくれないの?
おやすみの電話 約束でしょ!?
友達と どっちが 大切なの?
あー じゃまくせ (たしかにじゃまくさい)
これが リア充ライフ?
(Baby Boy) 誕生日 クリスマス
(Slaving Boy) 出逢った記念日?
(You're my Boy) 毎週 プレゼント
バイトしても 貯金しても 足りない!
さまみろ!
(Baby Boy) そっこうで スネるし
(Slaving Boy) また 泣き出すし
(You're my Boy) こんな もんなの
りょりょりょりょりょ☆ 両想い
彼女いるとか マジ うらやましすぎ
心から 願う BA☆KU☆HA☆TSU
イチャイチャ イチャイチャ している暇ありゃ
ゴミでも拾え リア充
念願の 彼女 ゲットだぜ!
恋愛マスターに 俺はなる!
(三次元 未経験 We're Cherry Boys)
ムッシュムラムラ 今宵も スパーク!
なんにも してない、ってったって
彼女いると なしじゃ 天地の差
(ゆずろうか) マジうぜえ (大変だって)
全然 わっからねえーーー
ちょっとまって ネイルしてくるから
30分 遅れそう ごめんね
そうだ! ホットケーキ屋 並んどいて
これがデフォルト? (こんなもんなんじゃね?)
夢の リア充ライフ
(Baby Boy) 笑う とことか
(Slaving Boy) ちょい ズレてるし
(You're my Boy) ガマンしなくちゃ、か
それ 単純に 相性悪くない?
(Baby Boy) 生まれて 初めて
(Slaving Boy) 恋が 叶った
(You're my Boy) 大切なんだ
りょりょりょりょりょ☆ 両想い
遊び誘っても 付き合い悪いし
常にケータイ いじくりまわすし
彼女いるとか うらやましいけど
なんか ちがくね?
(Baby Boy) 正直言うと
(Slaving Boy) お前といるほうが
(You're my Boy) 楽しいんだけど
変なウワサたつから やめろよ
My Friend!
(Baby Boy) 生まれて 初めて
(Slaving Boy) 恋が 叶った
(You're my Boy) 大切なんだ
りょりょりょりょりょ☆ 両想い
初恋!
いつもの通学路
トボトボ 帰る
Did I Fall in Love?
空は 飛べないなぁ
りょりょりょりょ☆ 両想い

Is This What It's Like to Be in a Relationship?

I've never fallen in love.
Traitor! My Friend!
You got a girlfriend!
Is this what it's like to be in a relationship?
We've been dating for three months now,
But we still haven't even held hands (seriously).
Seriously (this is ridiculous).
All this pent-up stress and those things!
You've stolen my thunder, my friend.
The number of years I've been single is equal to my age.
Empathy? Impossible! (Help me!) Impossible!
Luxury is the enemy!
Why don't you email me every day?
You promised to call me goodnight every night!
Who's more important to you, me or your girlfriend?
Oh, I'm always getting in the way (it's true, I get in the way).
Is this what it's like to be in a relationship?
(Baby Boy) Birthdays, Christmases
(Slaving Boy) Our anniversary?
(You're my Boy) Presents every week
I work part-time and save money, but it's still not enough!
Look at me!
(Baby Boy) You get mad right away.
(Slaving Boy) You always start crying.
(You're my Boy) Is this normal?
L-l-l-l-love
Having a girlfriend like this is awesome
I wish I could EXPLODE from happiness!
If you have time to make out and cuddle,
You could at least pick up some trash, you slacker.
I finally got a girlfriend!
I'm going to become a master of love!
(I've never been in a real relationship before, We're Cherry Boys)
Monsieur Mushiramura, Spark tonight!
Even if I don't do anything,
Having a girlfriend makes all the difference.
(Let me think about it) It's such a pain (it's hard).
I don't understand any of this.
Wait a minute, I'm going to get my nails done.
I'll be about 30 minutes late, sorry.
Oh, and wait in line for the pancake house.
Is this the standard? (Maybe it is)
The dream of being in a relationship.
(Baby Boy) When you smile and stuff.
(Slaving Boy) It's a little off.
(You're my Boy) I have to be patient, huh?
Aren't you just simply incompatible?
(Baby Boy) For the first time in my life,
(Slaving Boy) I've found love.
(You're my Boy) You're so precious to me.
L-l-l-l-love
Even when I ask you to hang out, you're always busy.
You're always messing with your cell phone.
Having a girlfriend like this is awesome,
But something's not right.
(Baby Boy) To be honest,
(Slaving Boy) I have more fun when I'm with you.
(You're my Boy) But if we were to date, we'd get into trouble.
Stop saying weird things like that.
My Friend!
(Baby Boy) For the first time in my life,
(Slaving Boy) I've found love.
(You're my Boy) You're so precious to me.
L-l-l-l-love
First love!
On the same old route to school
I walk alone.
Did I Fall in Love?
I can't fly like a bird.
L-l-l-l-love