Текст и перевод песни Heavy Nopal - Aventuras en el F.D.

Aventuras en el F.D.

Recuerdo la cancion, que de una alcantarilla salio un dragon
yo lo escupi 3 veces le hable de su jefa y le di un pisoton
el se lanzo furioso tratando de asarme con su hocico de leon
yo le avente unos dengues le di una asancadilla y le di un pisoton si
A la vuelta de la esquina una nube apestosa me atrapo
era una nube de smog que nose diodoso se convirtio
yo estaba sacado de onda, tembloroso y bien confuso
cuando de el miedo un pedote fue lo que dios me dispuso y de el boquete que abrio
hasta sali yo hablando en ruso
chii y aqui las aventuras en el distrito federal
hay las aventuras en el distrito federal
la otra vez tome un camion que jugaba a las carreras aya por revolucion
estaba lleno de ratas que sacaban las carteras y las almas devolon
el camion mataba gente
les tronaba la cabeza pas hacia su diversion
el chofer era un chacal que comia la masa gris de los muertos en cuestion si
fui al cine de media noche, me violaron tres mujeres en la esquina de un rincon
me regalaron hierba, sus telefonos, pastillas y hasta dos litros de ron
y amitad de el celuloide cuando la gente babiaba viendo la parte mejor
que llegan los panchicos y el grito de los apaches el desmadre que se armo si
luego fueron los pitufos y en el bote me amanecio
justamente aqui las aventuras en el distrito federal
hay las aventuuras en el distrito federal
ya mejor me desafado me lanzo a tepostlan p'a ser mas espiritual
hay nos vemos mi hermano nose que tienen mis ojos que ya veo puro animal
me siento medio ronco
paranioa esque soy super sonico y de mas
luego traego a tu hermana espero que en este no te vallas a enojar aquii
eee las aventuras en el distrito federal
si y haci decia el profeta del nopal

Adventures in the F.D.

I remember the song, about a dragon emerging from a sewer drain
I spat on him thrice, mentioned his boss, and stomped on his head with disdain
He lunged in fury, trying to roast me with his lion-like snout
I threw some punches, tripped him up, and stomped him out
Around the corner, a stinky cloud engulfed me tight
It was a smog cloud, transformed by some ungodly might
I was freaking out, trembling and confused as can be
When out of fear, a fart was what God bestowed on me, and from the hole it ripped
I even came out speaking Russian, like a bizarre trip
Chii and here are the adventures in the Federal District
Oh, the adventures in the Federal District
The other time I took a bus that raced like crazy down Revolution Avenue
It was full of rats, snatching wallets and souls with ease, it's true
The bus was killing people
Crushing their heads, just for its own amusement, boo hoo
The driver was a jackal, eating the gray matter of the dead, it's true
I went to the midnight movie, three women violated me in a corner, boo hoo
They gave me weed, their numbers, pills, and even two liters of rum
And in the middle of the celluloid, when people were drooling over the best part, yum
The cops arrived, and the Apache screams, the chaos that ensued, it's true
Then came the Smurfs, and I woke up in jail, feeling blue
Right here, the adventures in the Federal District
Oh, the adventures in the Federal District
I better get out of here, head to Tepoztlan to become more spiritual
See you there, brother, I don't know what's up with my eyes, I see only animals, it's surreal
I feel a bit hoarse
Paranoia, because I'm supersonic and more
Then I'm bringing your sister, hope you won't get mad at me for sure
Eeeh, the adventures in the Federal District
Yes, and so said the prophet of the nopal