Текст и перевод песни Helena Vondráčková feat. Jiří Korn, Vítězslav Hádl, Studiový orchestr & Bezinky - Já na bráchu - blues (Shaddap You Face)

Já na bráchu - blues (Shaddap You Face)

S J.Kornem

On: Haló, platící diváci.
Tenhle song jsme přivezli až ze slunné Itálie.
Prego, uno, due, tre, quattro.

Když jsem já byl hoch,
Máma řekla mi buď fér.
Sebemenší dar
Neodmítej a ber.
Když ti dají dort,
Vždycky říci zkus,
Setra dala by si taky kus.

Ona: Táta zase mi řek,
Tak si na to rande maž.
Snad máš už na to i věk,
Navíc však i brášku máš.
Vem ho sebou a mlč,
Je-li ten tvůj kavalír,
Vrazí i od něho pár lir.

On: A od těch dob to u nás takhle klape.

Ona: Já na bráchu ping, hej.
On: Já na sestru pong.
Oba: Rodinný marketing
Nikdy nebudem plonk.
Znáš-li tenhle song,
Zpívat s námi zkus
Já na bráchu blues.

On: Praktická ukázka rodinné pohody:
Sestra sólo.
Á s citem no to je ono, to je ono.

On: Přítel můj mi řek,
Kasu uděláme teď.
Jářku do toho jdu napůl se svou sestrou,
Ta nám bude dělat zeď.
Ona: A záhy ctěný soud
Napařil ti bratru deset let
A mně sestře jakbysmet.

On: Tak tak správně nás to naučila mamá.

Ona: Já na bráchu ping, hej.
On: Já na sestru pong.
Oba: Rodinný marketing
Nikdy nebudem plonk.
Znáš-li tenhle song,
Zpívat s námi zkus
Já na bráchu blues.

Ona: A teď verze napsaná do filmu Kmotr.

Ona: Já do bráchy bing, hej.
On: Já do sestry bong.
Oba: Rodinný forchecking
Oba KO a gong.
Znáš-li tenhle song,
Zpívat s námi zkus
Já na bráchu blues.

Ona: Konec filmové ukázky.

On: Haló, platící diváci.
Jak vidím, sešlých je tady mnohem víc,
Než počet prodaných vstupenek.
Zřejmě se rozkřiklo,
že se tu bude hrát Já na bráchu blues.
Kdo mačkáte v dlani peněženku,
Hoďte ji na podium, abyste mohli tleskat.

Ona: Ty drobný jsou asi pro bratra že?
Jak vidět, tenhle italský song je velice prostý.
Začnu refrén:
Já na bráchu ping.
On: A vy na to slovensky hej.
No a jsme jako jedna rodina.
O prodělek se svorně podělíme
A máme tu Já na bráchu blues.

Jde se na to, uno, due, tre, quattro.

Ona: Já na bráchu ping, hej.
On: Já na sestru pong, hej,
Oba: Rodinný marketing(hej)
Nikdy nebudem plonk.(hej)
Znáš-li tenhle song,(hej)
Zpívat s námi zkus
Já na bráchu blues.

On: Zpíváte skvěle, ale za hvězdy jsme tu my.

Ona: Brácha můj je king.(hej)
On: Sestra je king-kong.(hej)
Oba: Rodinný marketing(hej)
Nikdy nebudem plonk.(hej)
Znáš-li tenhle song,(hej)
Zpívat s námi zkus
Já na bráchu blues.

Ona: A ještě jednou pro televizi všichni.

Oba: Já na bráchu ping.(hej)
Já na sestru pong.(hej)
Rodinný marketing(hej)
Nikdy nebudem plonk.(hej)
Znáš-li tenhle song,(hej)
Zpívat s námi zkus
Já na bráchu blues.

Me and My Bro - Blues (Shaddap You Face)

With J.Korn

He: Hello, paying audience.
We brought this song all the way from sunny Italy.
Prego, uno, due, tre, quattro.

When I was a boy,
Mom told me to be fair.
The smallest gift
Don't refuse and take.
When they give you cake,
Always try to say,
Sister would like a piece too.

She: Dad told me,
Go on that date.
You're probably old enough,
Besides, you have a brother.
Take him with you and be quiet,
If that's your gentleman,
He'll slip him a few lire too.

He: And since then it's been working like this for us.

She: I ping my brother, hey.
He: I pong my sister.
Both: Family marketing
We'll never be broke.
If you know this song,
Try singing with us
Me and My Bro Blues.

He: A practical demonstration of family harmony:
Sister solo.
Ah with feeling, that's it, that's it.

He: My friend told me,
We'll make a fortune now.
Jarek, I'm going into this half with my sister,
She'll be our wall.
She: And soon the honorable court
Gave my brother ten years
And me, his sister, the same.

He: That's right, that's how Mom taught us.

She: I ping my brother, hey.
He: I pong my sister.
Both: Family marketing
We'll never be broke.
If you know this song,
Try singing with us
Me and My Bro Blues.

She: And now a version written for the movie The Godfather.

She: I bing my brother, hey.
He: I bong my sister.
Both: Family forechecking
Both KO and gong.
If you know this song,
Try singing with us
Me and My Bro Blues.

She: End of the film excerpt.

He: Hello, paying audience.
As I can see, there are many more of you here,
Than the number of tickets sold.
Word must have gotten around,
That Me and My Bro Blues would be played here.
Those of you clutching your wallets,
Throw them on the stage so you can clap.

She: Those small bills are probably for my brother, right?
As you can see, this Italian song is very simple.
I'll start the chorus:
I ping my brother.
He: And you say hey in Slovak.
Now we're like one family.
We'll share the loss together
And we have Me and My Bro Blues here.

Let's go, uno, due, tre, quattro.

She: I ping my brother, hey.
He: I pong my sister, hey,
Both: Family marketing (hey)
We'll never be broke. (hey)
If you know this song, (hey)
Try singing with us
Me and My Bro Blues.

He: You sing great, but we're the stars here.

She: My brother is king. (hey)
He: Sister is king-kong. (hey)
Both: Family marketing (hey)
We'll never be broke. (hey)
If you know this song, (hey)
Try singing with us
Me and My Bro Blues.

She: And one more time for television, everyone.

Both: I ping my brother. (hey)
I pong my sister. (hey)
Family marketing (hey)
We'll never be broke. (hey)
If you know this song, (hey)
Try singing with us
Me and My Bro Blues.