Текст и перевод песни Henri Dès - Drôle de jus

Drôle de jus

Tout en haut d′un poteau
Un oiseau m'a fait la nique
Tout en haut d′un poteau
Un oiseau m'a fait la nique

Il m'a lâché dessus un drôle de petit jus

J′m′y attendais pas mon vieux, j'm′y attendais pas
J'm′y attendais pas mon vieux, j'm′y attendais pas

Je me mets, gros benêt, à frotter la drôle de tâche
Je me mets, gros benêt, à frotter la drôle de tâche

L'a changé d'endroit, j′en ai plein les doigts

J′m'y attendais pas mon vieux, j′m'y attendais pas
J′m'y attendais pas mon vieux, j′m'y attendais pas

Quelle folie, je m'essuie
Sur le pan de ma liquette
Quelle folie, je m′essuie
Sur le pan de ma liquette

Voilà qu′c'est pire qu′avant, j'en ai plein devant

J′m'y attendais pas mon vieux, j′m'y attendais pas
J'm′y attendais pas mon vieux, j′m'y attendais pas

J′vais gratter, tout léger, avec le coin de mon ongle
J'vais gratter, tout léger, avec le coin de mon ongle

J′pensais pas du tout qu'ça ferait un gros trou

J′m'y attendais pas mon vieux, j'm′y attendais pas
J′m'y attendais pas mon vieux, j′m'y attendais pas

Mes parents, en rentrant
J′sais pas si ça les fera rire
Mes parents, en rentrant
J'sais pas si ça les fera rire

Z′ont pas rigolé, j'ai pris deux fessées

J'm′y attendais pas mon vieux, j′m'y attendais pas
J′m'y attendais pas mon vieux, j′m'y attendais pas

Funny Juice

High up on a pole
A bird played a joke on me
High up on a pole
A bird played a joke on me

He dropped a funny little juice on me

I wasn't expecting that, honey, I wasn't expecting that
I wasn't expecting that, honey, I wasn't expecting that

I start, silly fool that I am, to rub the funny stain
I start, silly fool that I am, to rub the funny stain

It moved, I've got it all over my fingers

I wasn't expecting that, honey, I wasn't expecting that
I wasn't expecting that, honey, I wasn't expecting that

What foolishness, I wipe it
On the hem of my undershirt
What foolishness, I wipe it
On the hem of my undershirt

Now it's worse than before, I've got it all over the front

I wasn't expecting that, honey, I wasn't expecting that
I wasn't expecting that, honey, I wasn't expecting that

I'm going to scratch it, very lightly, with the corner of my nail
I'm going to scratch it, very lightly, with the corner of my nail

I didn't think at all that it would make a big hole

I wasn't expecting that, honey, I wasn't expecting that
I wasn't expecting that, honey, I wasn't expecting that

My parents, when they come home
I don't know if it will make them laugh
My parents, when they come home
I don't know if it will make them laugh

They didn't laugh, I got spanked twice

I wasn't expecting that, honey, I wasn't expecting that
I wasn't expecting that, honey, I wasn't expecting that