Текст и перевод песни Herzog - Coffee Shop Mafia

Coffee Shop Mafia

Die VBHs sind auf Mission, denn wir sind down mit dope
In Amsterdam und haben ein Haus und Boot
Holen das Otti noch im Coffeeshop, fick Ausweiskontrolle
Und ich bau gleich ne Jolle mit den LMADPapes
Ein Joint in 3 Minuten, diese Liebe sie ist schnelllebig
Amnesia und Lemon ich befriedige mein Haze Fetisch
Die Atzen nen mich Pattex, denn ich geb Abcheck
Weil ich n Ego bin, weil ich n Ego bin
Ha Spaß, ich verringer nur die Gruppendynamik
Was für ein maximales Limit, wir nehm so viel wie da is
Pro Sorte 10 Dinger neu, die ham hundert von den da
Und ich rauch die Zehn finger jointziehmundhamonika

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Und der Puls geht noch endlos higher
Mit dem Vulcano Vaporizer
Vergiss ma Ocen und fetten Grinder
Stoned wie ein Frettchen, keiner macht hier nen Break
Das nächste Haschisch Paket wird gleich zum Nachtisch zerlegt
Yeah, Bela und Cenk starten nen Kopfrauchwettbewerb
Stoff raus päckchen her, Knockout Action, wer
Von den beiden raucht mehr in nur 60 Sekunden
Das ist einzig und allein mit guter Technik verbunden
Perkulator Glasbong 18er Schliff
Dikka nix mehr mit Joint, pass dem Atzen den Spliff
Und Tayler gibt das Rohr, an dem der Denkzettel haftet
Auf dem steht rauch die Bong bis zur Endlevelstraffness

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Cheese und Pineapple, New York City Diesel
Bier von Heineken und wir sind zufrieden
Wir sind Profis im Mischkonsum, Koks ziehn is nicht gesund
Doch bei uns steht der Turn und die Dosis im Mittelpunkt
Ey Double J, pass mir die LMADPapes
Up in smoke, Haschisch Dope, krasser Kurs, was is los
Qual der Wahl, ich frag mich wo ich lieber wäre
Bei nem gelben Marrokaner oder roter Libanese
Wäre da nur nicht der grüne Teufel in meim Kopf
Er will wenna ma straff is imma gleich den Cannbis Cup Gewinner
Das beste Gras Europas gibt es heute noch in Amsterdam
Sagt sogar der deutsche Hanfverband

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The VBHs are on a mission, 'cause we're down with dope
In Amsterdam, with a house and a boat
Getting the weed at the coffee shop, fuck ID checks
And I'm rolling a joint with the LMAD papers
A joint in 3 minutes, this love is fast-paced
Amnesia and Lemon, satisfying my Haze fetish
The dudes call me Pattex, 'cause I give dabs
Because I'm an ego, because I'm an ego
Ha, jokes, I just decrease the group dynamic
What a maximum limit, we take as much as there is
10 grams of each strain, they have hundreds of them
And I smoke them ten finger joint-style, harmonica-like

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And the pulse keeps going higher
With the Volcano Vaporizer
Forget OCBs and a fat grinder
Stoned like a ferret, no one takes a break here
The next hash package is being chopped up for dessert
Yeah, Bela and Cenk start a head-smoking competition
Stuff out, pack it up, knockout action, who
Of the two smokes more in just 60 seconds
It's solely connected to good technique
Percolator glass bong, 18mm joint
Damn, no more joints, pass the dude the spliff
And Tayler gives the pipe, with the note attached
On it says, smoke the bong to the end-level stiffness

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Cheese and Pineapple, New York City Diesel
Heineken beer, and we're satisfied
We're pros at mixed consumption, doing coke ain't healthy
But for us, the high and the dose are the focus
Hey Double J, pass me the LMAD papers
Up in smoke, hashish dope, crazy price, what's up
Spoiled for choice, I wonder where I'd rather be
With a yellow Moroccan or red Lebanese
If only it weren't for the green devil in my head
He always wants the Cannabis Cup winner when we're high
The best weed in Europe is still in Amsterdam today
Even the German Hemp Association says so

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