Текст и перевод песни Hev Abi - Introhan Natin

Introhan Natin

Good day everyone!
Welcome to 511.12 PAUTANG NG PAG-IBIG FM
Na kung saan lahat tayo dito ay galit!
And I mean galit kay kupido
Dahil sa kanyang mga karakas
Na lagi nalang tayong iniiwang bigo, sawi, wasak
O kung ano pa man...
Pero bago natin simulan lahat ng ating mga agenda for today
Introhan muna natin para masaya...

Pautang ng pag-ibig, palagi nalang bigo
Di nalang muna ko iisa panay biglang liko
Wala namang nilaktawan, nilaro kong parang piko
Balagoong lagi sa dulo, di na to nakaka- ugh!
Tuwalya ko sumayad ulit sa sahig ng banyo
Palagi nalang sabog oh akala mo arabo (Adik!)
Mga na kuwarto, di ko na nabilang
Mga dos, tres, quattro... PALO!
Gumalaw ka gago
Isayaw mo nalang kung palaging natatalo (Aaaw!)
Kasintahan mo meron nanamang kabit na bago
Kung sinong bumu-buhay siya ang una sa kabaong
Hay nako kaon!
Sana masagasaan ka kupido ng sasakyang dose ang gulong (Nyeew)
Kahit walang kasalanan sana makulong
At pag sabunin ka magdamag ng maduming buyon
Tanginamo lam mo yon? ha? (Tanginamo!)
Kung pumana ka napaka bonak mo
Unang tingin palang ekis na pero gino-gora mo
Ano ba kasing alak yung palaging tino-toma mo
Sarap mo pasabugan sa mukha ng boga (Boom!)
Parang naka droga
Mga desisyon mo sa buhay nakaka boba
Dika pa mamatay! Ha!
Luh... anyare? jakas...

Introhan Natin

Good day everyone!
Welcome to 511.12 PAUTANG NG PAG-IBIG FM
Where everyone here is angry!
And I mean angry with Cupid
Because of his arrows
That always leave us disappointed, heartbroken, broken
Or whatever...
But before we start all our agenda for today
Let's get to know each other first for fun...

Loan of love, always a failure
I'll just be single for now, always turning around
I didn't skip anything, I played it like hopscotch
I'm always the loser at the end, this is getting on my nerves!
My towel is touching the bathroom floor again
Always a mess, oh, you thought I was an Arab (Addict!)
Rooms, I can't count them anymore
One, two, three, four... HIT IT!
Move, man
Just dance if you always lose (Aaaw!)
Your lover has a new mistress again
Whoever gives life is the first in the coffin
Oh, come on!
I hope Cupid gets hit by a twelve-wheeled vehicle (eww)
Even if he's innocent, I hope he gets arrested
And gets soaped all night with dirty broth
You know that, right? huh? (You asshole!)
When you shoot your arrows, you're such an idiot
At first glance, I already knew it was a no, but you still went for it
What kind of alcohol do you always drink?
I'd love to blow it up in your face (Boom!)
It's like you're on drugs
Your life decisions are so stupid
Die already! Ha!
Oh... what happened? It's gone...