Текст и перевод песни Hladno Pivo - Messi

Messi

Moram te pitat' jer te volim jako
Nisam gej, ne bi' te tako štapom

Ali, gdje si našo tu
Uštogljenu snašu
Koja ne kuži zajebanciju našu

Hiperkorektan ko Josipović Ivo
Naručujes samo malo pivo
Što duže je gledam, više vjerujem
Da to i nisi ti već neki alien

Koji ti ušo u bulju
Dok si buljio u nju
I mic po mic
Sjebo centar za vic

Koji ti ušo u bulju
Dok si buljio u nju
I mic po mic
Sjebo centar za vic

Ona te dribla ko Messi
Mašes repom ko Lessie
Reci mi gdje smo tu mi

Ona te dribla ko Messi
Mašes repom ko Lessie
Reci mi gdje smo tu mi
Gdje smo tu mi

Moram te pitat' jer te volim jako
Nisam gej, ne bi' te tako štapom

Ali, gdje si našo tu
Uštogljenu snašu
Koja ne kuži zajebanciju našu

Kužim godine stisle
I snove pokisle
Sve duge veze na kraju bezveze
Pa sada pod pritiskom okoline
Koristiš prvo lice množine

Mi ćemo ovo, mi ćemo ono
Mi planiramo, upravo biramo
Mi ćemo ovo, mi ćemo ono

Ona te dribla ko Messi
Mašes repom ko Lessie
Reci mi gdje smo tu mi
Ona te dribla ko Messi
Mašes repom ko Lessie
Reci mi gdje smo tu mi
Gdje smo tu mi
Gdje smo tu mi
Gdje smo tu mi
Gdje smo tu mi
Gdje smo tu mi
Gdje smo tu mi
Gdje smo tu mi
Gdje smo tu mi

Messi

I have to ask you because I really love you
I'm not gay, I wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole

But where did you find her
This uptight daughter-in-law
Who doesn't understand our jokes

Hypersensitive like Josipović Ivo
You only order small beers
The longer I look at you, the more I believe
That you're not you anymore, but some alien

Who got into your head
While you were staring at her
And little by little
Took away your sense of humor

Who got into your head
While you were staring at her
And little by little
Took away your sense of humor

She dribbles you like Messi
You wag your tail like Lassie
Tell me, where do we fit into this

She dribbles you like Messi
You wag your tail like Lassie
Tell me, where do we fit into this
Where do we fit into this

I have to ask you because I really love you
I'm not gay, I wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole

But where did you find her
This uptight daughter-in-law
Who doesn't understand our jokes

I get it, the years have taken their toll
And your dreams have gone sour
All your long relationships have ended up being nothing
So now, under pressure from those around you
You use the first person plural

We're going to do this, we're going to do that
We're planning, we're just about to choose
We're going to do this, we're going to do that

She dribbles you like Messi
You wag your tail like Lassie
Tell me, where do we fit into this
She dribbles you like Messi
You wag your tail like Lassie
Tell me, where do we fit into this
Where do we fit into this
Where do we fit into this
Where do we fit into this
Where do we fit into this
Where do we fit into this
Where do we fit into this
Where do we fit into this
Where do we fit into this