Текст и перевод песни Hladno Pivo - Pravo Ja

Pravo Ja

U oglasu je velikim slovima pisalo: otkrijte svoje pravo ja,
Otkrijte koliko sebe znate, mogućnost plaćanja u 3 rate.
Rekoh sebi; zašto nebi, nakon tol′ko godina upozn'o tog gospodina,
Pa da s kolegom, super egom budem jing-jang u jednom tijelu,
On je miran, bistrog uma balansiran ko nova guma,
Ima stan u centru, zdravu jetru i još 101 kvalitetu,
častimo se sladoledom i on voli stracciatellu.

I krenuh ja do telefona, naručit pravo ja za doma,
čuh; [halo] i ostah smeten a što ako je on kreten?
Parazit, bez ideja? Umjetnik, član HDZ-a?
Po cijeli dan na plejki, puši travu, voli reggae i zdravu hranu,
što ako pravo ja, odnosno on bude vel′ki fan Celine Dion?
Što ako mrzi žene il' je dužni samac koji će tražit mene da mu budem jamac,
Ak' je Krilti Kerum vila Herbal Life il′ nedaj Bože Rosie Right,
što ako nosi rajf? Što ako nosi rajf?

Čuo sam: [halo, halo] i rekoh joj; oprostite pogrešan broj.

My True Self

The ad proclaims in bold letters: discover the true you,
Discover how well you know yourself, flexible payment options in 3 installments.
I said to myself; why not, after so many years I would get to know this guy,
So I can be yin-yang in one body, with colleague, super ego,
He is calm, clear-minded balanced like a new tire,
He has an apartment downtown, a healthy liver and 101 more qualities,
we treat ourselves with ice-cream and he loves stracciatella.

And I reached for the phone, to order the true me for home,
I heard; [hello] and was left puzzled what if he is a jerk?
A slacker, devoid of ideas? An artist, a member of the HDZ?
Plays PlayStation all day, smokes weed, loves reggae and healthy food,
what if the true me, namely he is a big fan of Celine Dion?
What if he hates women or is an indebted single guy who will ask me to be his guarantor,
If he is Krilti Kerum a Herbal Life fairy or god forbid Rosie Right,
what if he wears a rainbow?

I heard: [hello, hello] and I said to her; excuse me wrong number.