Текст и перевод песни Hombres G - El Es... Rita La Cantaora

El Es... Rita La Cantaora

El era un simple electricista,
pero una noche tormentosa,
arreglando un poste de telegrafos
una fuerte descarga electrica
transformo todas las celulas de su organismo
y ahora... cada vez que el se irrita,
el es... Rita la cantaora.
JA, JA, JA, JA
Su verdadero nombre es Eusebio, es un honrado trabajador.
No se te ocurra crispar sus nervios,
con una simple mirada de asco
Eusebio se descompone, es otro hombre
no lo conoces, Cuidado con la cara que pones.
Era una noche de lluvia y viento,
Eusebio volvía de la central,
doblo la esquina y en un momento,
un par de enormes macarras quisieron robar...
al pobre Eusebio, le echan al suelo,
cuando de pronto un grito estridente les paralizo...
Es Eusebio... No es posible, No es posible
No lo entiendo... es materialmente imposible.
Su bolsita pequeña Adidas, se ha transformado en un bolso
y su calva ya no es calva, es una melena larga
JA... JA...
Siempre se ha oído hablar de Rita,
pero nadie la ha visto en la ciudad.
Se esta organizando una partida,
vengan conmigo todos los que sepan montar,
y en las colinas, se esconde Rita,
y por las noches alguien la oído cantar.
Es Eusebio... No es posible...
Es Eusebio... No es posible...
Es Eusebio... No es posible, No es posible
No lo entiendo... es materialmente imposible.
Su bolsita pequeña Adidas, se ha transformado en un bolso
y su calva ya no es calva, es una melena larga(x2)(Ondie, que pelos mas largos me han salio.)
(Historia basada en el cuento de Javier Molina: "Hombre Mona")

He Is... Rita the Flamenco Singer

He was just a simple electrician,
but on a stormy night,
while fixing a telegraph pole,
a strong electric shock
transformed every cell in his body
and now... every time he gets irritated,
he becomes... Rita the flamenco singer.
HA, HA, HA, HA
His real name is Eusebio, he's an honest worker.
Don't even think about getting on his nerves,
with a simple look of disgust
Eusebio falls apart, he's a different man
you wouldn't recognize him, watch your expressions.
It was a night of rain and wind,
Eusebio was coming back from the power plant,
he turned the corner and in a moment,
a couple of huge thugs tried to rob...
poor Eusebio, they throw him to the ground,
when suddenly a shrill scream paralyzed them...
It's Eusebio... It's not possible, It's not possible
I don't understand... it's materially impossible.
His little Adidas bag has transformed into a purse
and his bald head is no longer bald, it's a long mane
HA... HA...
Everyone has heard of Rita,
but no one has seen her in the city.
A hunting party is being organized,
come with me all of you who know how to ride,
and in the hills, Rita is hiding,
and at night someone has heard her sing.
It's Eusebio... It's not possible...
It's Eusebio... It's not possible...
It's Eusebio... It's not possible, It's not possible
I don't understand... it's materially impossible.
His little Adidas bag has transformed into a purse
and his bald head is no longer bald, it's a long mane (x2) (Wow, what long hair I have.)
(Story based on Javier Molina's story: "Monkey Man")