Текст и перевод песни Horkýže slíže - Brdokoky

Brdokoky

Zastavil ma policajt, hneď pokuta tri stovky
Ty brďo, fakt? Ti vravím no, ty koky!
Odbočil som od témy, ja somár bez smerovky
Ty brďo, fakt? Ti vravím no, ty koky!

Teraz točím reklamu na súťaž o Ford Sierra
Ty brďo, fakt? Ti vravím no, ty koky!
Pošli 20 trubiek od hajzlového papiera.
Ty brďo, fakt? Ti vravím no, ty koky!

Sedlák, sedlák nasadil stromy kvety
A ktomu iné veci stupídne
A preto, preto my chlapci z Bratislavy
Starý môj nemáme kam stúpiť, ne?

Sedlák, sedlák nasadil stromy kvety
A ktomu iné veci stupídne
A preto, preto my chlapci z Bratislavy
Starý môj nemáme kam stúpiť, ne?

V Poluse si kúpim veci ktoré sa mi zídu
Ty brďo, fakt? Ti vravím no, ty koky!
Na didžinu do Boccacia babenky tam prídu
Ty brďo, fakt? Ti vravím no, ty koky!

Sústavne ma obletujú neviem čo mám robiť
Ty brďo, fakt? Ti vravím no, ty koky!
Starý môj, asi tam nadobro prestanem chodiť
Ty brďo, fakt? Ti vravím no, ty koky!

Sedlák, sedlák nasadil stromy kvety
A ktomu iné veci stupídne
A preto, preto my chlapci z Bratislavy
Starý môj nemáme kam stúpiť, ne?

Sedlák, sedlák nasadil stromy kvety
A ktomu iné veci stupídne
A preto, preto my chlapci z Bratislavy
Starý môj nemáme kam stúpiť, ne?

Sedlák, sedlák nasadil stromy kvety
A ktomu iné veci stupídne
A preto, preto my chlapci z Bratislavy
Starý môj nemáme kam stúpiť, ne?

No ty koky

Sedlák, sedlák nasadil stromy kvety
A ktomu iné veci stupídne
A preto, preto my chlapci z Bratislavy
Starý môj nemáme kam stúpiť, ne?

Sedlák, sedlák nasadil stromy kvety
A ktomu iné veci stupídne
A preto, preto my chlapci z Bratislavy
Starý môj nemáme kam stúpiť, ne?

Točí ma telka!
Točí ma telka!
Točí ma telka!
Točí ma telka!

Brdokoky

Policeperson stopped me, gave me a 300 penalty right away
Oh my goodness, really? I’m telling you, that’s so crazy!
I got distracted from the topic, I'm an idiot with no turn signals
Oh my goodness, really? I’m telling you, that’s so crazy!

Now I’m filming a commercial for a contest for a Ford Sierra
Oh my goodness, really? I’m telling you, that’s so crazy!
Send in 20 tubes of toilet paper.
Oh my goodness, really? I’m telling you, that’s so crazy!

Farmer, farmer, planted flowers and trees
And other stupid things like that
And that’s why, that’s why us boys from Bratislava
My dear, we have nowhere to stand, do we?

Farmer, farmer, planted flowers and trees
And other stupid things like that
And that’s why, that’s why us boys from Bratislava
My dear, we have nowhere to stand, do we?

I’m buying stuff at Polus that I’ll need
Oh my goodness, really? I’m telling you, that’s so crazy!
The ladies come to Boccacia for the DJ
Oh my goodness, really? I’m telling you, that’s so crazy!

They are constantly swarming me and I don’t know what to do
Oh my goodness, really? I’m telling you, that’s so crazy!
My dear, I think I might stop going there for good
Oh my goodness, really? I’m telling you, that’s so crazy!

Farmer, farmer, planted flowers and trees
And other stupid things like that
And that’s why, that’s why us boys from Bratislava
My dear, we have nowhere to stand, do we?

Farmer, farmer, planted flowers and trees
And other stupid things like that
And that’s why, that’s why us boys from Bratislava
My dear, we have nowhere to stand, do we?

Farmer, farmer, planted flowers and trees
And other stupid things like that
And that’s why, that’s why us boys from Bratislava
My dear, we have nowhere to stand, do we?

Oh, you’re crazy!

Farmer, farmer, planted flowers and trees
And other stupid things like that
And that’s why, that’s why us boys from Bratislava
My dear, we have nowhere to stand, do we?

Farmer, farmer, planted flowers and trees
And other stupid things like that
And that’s why, that’s why us boys from Bratislava
My dear, we have nowhere to stand, do we?

TV is driving me crazy!
TV is driving me crazy!
TV is driving me crazy!
TV is driving me crazy!