Текст и перевод песни Horkýže slíže - Gilotina

Gilotina

Opustila hlava telo ako fľašu šampusová zátka.
Neviem, ako by som vám to skrátka.
Opustila hlava telo ako zvykne fena svoje mladé.
Začalo to tým, že niekto stlačil zvonec na verande.

Otvorte mi ľudia dobrí, veď to som ja, vaša Gilotína.
Zostala som celkom sama na svätého Valentína.
Nech sa páči, poďte ďalej, nože mamko, nože niečo nalej.
Nerobte si so mnou trable, mne postačí vazelína, olej.

A tak sa spolu namazali, pán domáci aj pani domáca.
Našu milú Gilotínu v obývačke pozvali do tanca.
Konečne ju majú radi a nik jej nenadáva, že je drzá.
Ľudia šťastím ronia slzy, jej od šťastia opadala hrdza.

S vami je mi strašne dobre, len tá sprostá čepeľ zadrháva.
Domáci pán medzi rečou spomenul, že robil opravára.
Nebojte sa, ja to spravím - a neubehlo ani pol hodiny,
Na podlahu vedľa prahu skotúľala sa hlava rodiny.

Guillotine

His head left his body like a champagne cork.
I don't know how to put it more succinctly.
His head left his body like a female dog leaves her pups.
It started when someone rang the doorbell on the porch.

Open up, dear people, it's just me, your Guillotine.
I am all alone on Valentine's Day.
Please, come in, mother, something to drink.
Don't bother about me, I'll just take some petroleum jelly or oil.

So they anointed themselves, the master of the house and the mistress.
They invited our dear Guillotine to dance in the living room.
Finally, they love her, and nobody calls her sassy anymore.
People shed tears of joy, her rust fell away from happiness.

I feel so good with you, but you know, the stupid blade is sticking.
Casually, the master of the house mentioned that he used to be a repairman.
Don't worry, I'll fix it - and half an hour didn't even pass,
When the head of the household rolled onto the floor next to the threshold.