Текст и перевод песни Horkýže slíže - Kapely

Kapely

Prišla dobrá rada z Veľkej Británie. Ak chceš platiť iným ľuďom, celebritám nie.
Naleješ do svojej hviezdy drahý alkohol a o rok si nespomenieš ani kto to bol.
Čo by som si nespomenul, spevák z R.E.M. Kurva už ma neprerušuj, nech to dopoviem.
Máš v tom trocha hokej. Mám v tom NHL.

Ref.
Ser na tie drísty, aké sú to celebrity. Ser na tie drísty, že bez nich je to celé v riti.
Nerieš to kámo, kapely sa vykrádajú, aj tieto tóny na Desmod sa podobajú.
Viem, že dnes, máš svoj deň a preto...

Nechcem zostať v očiach iných kapiel debilom. Niektoré sa vykrádajú iba omylom.
V amerických hitparádach lámu rekordy Shakira a DJ Bobo na tri akordy.
Vymenia sa štyri sračky na pódiu, zahrajú vám furt tú istú melódiu.
Bubeník si šľahol Éčko, lebo nestíha, my len strofu, on už refrén, kurva kde si, há?!

Ref.
Ser na tie drísty, aké sú to celebrity. Ser na tie drísty, že bez nich je to celé v riti.
Nerieš to kámo, kapely sa vykrádajú, aj tieto tóny na Offspring sa podobajú.
Náj ná na na na náj, náj na na na na náj...

Takto sa to celé roky točí dokola. Pozitívna bola dopingová kontrola.
Náhodou, náhodou. Speváčka z Verony prekonala zápal pľúc.
A všichni ruce nahoru!

Ref.
Ser na tie drísty, aké sú to celebrity. Ser na tie drísty, že bez nich je to celé v riti.
Nerieš to kámo, kapely sa vykrádajú, aj tieto tóny na Nagya sa podobajú.
Kadekto súťaží o rýchlejší úder...

Bands

Good advice came from Great Britain. If you want to pay other people, not celebrities.
You pour expensive alcohol into your star and in a year you won't even remember who it was.
What would I not remember, the singer from R.E.M.? Don't interrupt me, damn it, let me finish.
You're a bit off the mark. I'm in the NHL.

Ref.
Ignore that nonsense, who are these celebrities. Ignore the nonsense that without them it's all down the drain.
Don't worry about it dude, bands steal from each other, even these tones on Desmod are similar.
I know that today, you have your day and therefore...

I don't want to be thought of as an idiot in the eyes of other bands. Some steal from each other only by mistake.
In the American charts, Shakira and DJ Bobo break records on three chords.
Four pieces of crap change places on the stage, they play the same melody for you over and over again.
The drummer slammed the punk, because he can't keep up, we only have a verse, he already has the chorus, where the hell are you, huh?!

Ref.
Ignore that nonsense, who are these celebrities. Ignore the nonsense that without them it's all down the drain.
Don't worry about it dude, bands steal from each other, even these tones on Offspring are similar.
Ny ny ny ny ny ny, ny ny ny ny ny ny...

That's how it's been going round and round for years. The doping test was positive.
Accidentally, accidentally. The singer from Verona overcame pneumonia.
And everyone, hands up!

Ref.
Ignore that nonsense, who are these celebrities. Ignore the nonsense that without them it's all down the drain.
Don't worry about it dude, bands steal from each other, even these tones on Nagy are similar.
Everyone's competing for a faster hit...